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Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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lol ... does everything I say come off sounding that way?

 

But seriously ... just ordered some Chinese food ... total is $21.85 ... do I give the guy $25 and call it a day? Or $26?

 

Well if its Chinese, he's bringing it on a bike, am I right? He will want a an ice cold beer. So it seems to me you have no choice but to put on a skimpy outfit and invite him in for a breather.

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Squirrel GOAT

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Well if its Chinese, he's bringing it on a bike, am I right? He will want a an ice cold beer. So it seems to me you have no choice but to put on a skimpy outfit and invite him in for a breather.

Hmm ... don't know if he's on a bike ... I live on the 11th floor and he doesn't ride it up here. But he's about Chief's age.

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Just curious ... what do people normally tip food delivery people?

Depending on whether it's pizza or chinese. I will either bake a Totino's Party Pizza or Cook some Ramen Noodles, put it in a small plastic sandwich bag and give that to the delivery person as a tip. Sometimes I will give them an autograph on a receipt... I think that is sufficient.

Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Depending on whether it's pizza or chinese. I will either bake a Totino's Party Pizza or Cook some Ramen Noodles' date=' put it in a small plastic sandwich bag and give that to the delivery person as a tip. Sometimes I will give them an autograph on a receipt... I think that is sufficient.[/quote']

 

Stuffing a pizza into a plastic sandwich bag... isn't that how the calzone was invented?

Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Hmm ... don't know if he's on a bike ... I live on the 11th floor and he doesn't ride it up here. But he's about Chief's age.

 

He has to climb all the way up too? I would think he has earned more than just the tip after all that.

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He has to climb all the way up too? I would think he has earned more than just the tip after all that.

 

I think I'll give him $26 and leave it at that.

Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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If that's what the delivery guy looked like, yes, yes that's what I'd be wearing. Only I'm blonde. At least I'm blonde this month.

 

Something something interior decorating?

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Can anyone find the Gophers game that's on right now?

It has to be better than this Twins game.

I heard the Gophers' AD talking about that last week. It won't be on the Big10 Network, but Teague said that it would be televised somewhere. I don't know what network that is and I couldn't find it on my TV listings.
Willihammer Cedar Rapids Kernels

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In case you're wondering how that spirited conversion between Correia and Anderson went, I got a transcription of it.

 

Correia: I mean its like, give it to me straight, blue!

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Like a pear cider made from 100% pears

Anderson: Yeah. Wait, wha-

Correia: If you're going to grant time to the guy, then give him time before I get to my dang follow through.

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Don't waffle about it back there. Make a decision and go with it!

Anderson: Yeah

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In case you're wondering how that spirited conversion between Correia and Anderson went, I got a transcription of it.

 

Correia: I mean its like, give it to me straight, blue!

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Like a pear cider made from 100% pears

Anderson: Yeah. Wait, wha-

Correia: If you're going to grant time to the guy, then give him time before I get to my dang follow through.

Anderson: Yep

Correia: Don't waffle about it back there. Make a decision and go with it!

Anderson: Yeah

 

I have no idea what this was, but I like it.

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