Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/21 6:05PM

[Riverbrian]

He used to make fun of my age too, and look where his carcass is today.

 

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

 

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

[ashbury]

I'm afraid of you now. Your avatar makes me fearful that you will blow my mind apart with musical composition' date=' conception, and complicated technical execution.[/quote']

 

And smutty lyrics.

[Riverbrian]

I don't like the Tigers uniform... Home or Away... It don't matter.

[Bark's Lounge]

And smutty lyrics.

 

That's the icing on the cake/foreign sweat on my face after a couch dance at a raunchy strip club on the outskirts of town.

[Riverbrian]

C'mon Colabello.

[GCTF]

A first baseman catches that.

[Riverbrian]

That's the icing on the cake/foreign sweat on my face after a couch dance at a raunchy strip club on the outskirts of town.

 

Alex... That would be What is a Saturday Night for Ashbury. I'll take Ashbury Days of the week for 200.

[Riverbrian]

There we go... 1-0 Twins... We can rest easy now.

[Bark's Lounge]

Alex... That would be What is a Saturday Night for Ashbury. I'll take Ashbury Days of the week for 200.

 

 

[Squirrel]

And to save CTTF the trouble:

 

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(I loves me some Tex Avery.)

 

Nah. Violence never solved anything. But you could post a twins picture that might appeal to me instead.

[drjim]

Based on results so far the Twins clearly made the right decision in signing Correia over Sanchez.

[LaBombo]

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

A-10? Pffft. A Dakota guy, given the cold war history of the region, should be more worried about Chief going invisible B-2 strategic campaign on your...person.

 

Sources tell me a hit was already in the works, but the fueler assigned to the plane had a late night at a bachelor party and succumbed to dehydration at the critical moment...

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[Squirrel]

Happy Birthday Idaho Pilgrim. 50 is the new 40... right?

 

In my case, it's the new 35.

[LaBombo]

In my case, it's the new 35.

Sexist.

[Guest USAFChief]

You are gonna fly one of them A-10's to North Dakota and Bomb my house aren't ya.

 

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

"Roger, Special Mission Teach RB a Lesson, you're cleared to Taxi. Alpha 49 to Runway 13 Lima. Hold short at hammerhead."

[Squirrel]

Sexist.

 

I didn't say in the case of only women ... I just said in my case. Hardly a sexist comment.

[Guest USAFChief]

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I think it's fantastic that "Cherries Jubilee Showclub" is scheduling morale visits to the VA Hospital these days.

[Riverbrian]

"Roger, Special Mission Teach RB a Lesson, you're cleared to Taxi. Alpha 49 to Runway 13 Lima. Hold short at hammerhead."

 

Whew... Yeah that's right Roger... RB is in Lima Ohio. Go get em.

[Bark's Lounge]

Nah. Violence never solved anything. But you could post a twins picture that might appeal to me instead.

 

 

[Squirrel]

crap.

[GCTF]

What? Correia gave the lead away? Shocking.

[Guest USAFChief]

crap.

Well said.

[Riverbrian]

I didn't say in the case of only women ... I just said in my case. Hardly a sexist comment.

 

Sexist comments are pretty standard. Here's to women... They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!!!

[GCTF]

Sexist comments are pretty standard. Here's to women... They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent!!!

 

As Al Bundy once said "Women, can't live with them. That's it".

[Tpups21]

Gardy left Correia in too long again. Needed to bring in Fien to face Hunter.

[Squirrel]

w.t.F. I mean, crap.

[Riverbrian]

Uhh Thielbar... You need to cover home... And Doumit... You should probably catch that.

[GCTF]

The hell was that?

[Squirrel]

**** it. I'm going to Target.

[Ultima Ratio]

I love this team!