Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/18 1:10PM

[ashbury]

it bugs me when people jazz it up too much or sing it like a dirge.

 

It should be sung like the drinking song it is.

[Squirrel]

Carnac: "Yell Bingo at the top of her lungs."

 

Ed: "Yell. Bingo. At the top of her lungs."

 

//contrived "awkward" silence, with many practiced smirks between Johnny and Ed//

 

Carnac: "Yes, oh crimson-nosed one. Yell Bingo."

 

//more silence, punctuated by forced laughter//

 

Carnac: //opens envelope// What does one sweet little old lady in an old folks home do to get another sweet little old lady to yell the "F" word at the top of her lungs?

 

lol ... i had to read that one a couple of times before i got it

[glunn]

Do you have a good privacy fence around that thing?

 

There are walls and foliage such that no bathing suit is needed. Last night we swam in moonlight.

[Squirrel]

It should be sung like the drinking song it is.

 

Drinking song, battle song ... yes, about the same

[ashbury]

At least Dozier seems to be showing some potential for a decent career.

 

In a season that was supposed to be all about finding out who on the current roster is a keeper, this is a somewhat insufficient haul.

[glunn]

Carnac: "Yell Bingo at the top of her lungs."

 

Ed: "Yell. Bingo. At the top of her lungs."

 

//contrived "awkward" silence, with many practiced smirks between Johnny and Ed//

 

Carnac: "Yes, oh crimson-nosed one. Yell Bingo."

 

//more silence, punctuated by forced laughter//

 

Carnac: //opens envelope// What does one sweet little old lady in an old folks home do to get another sweet little old lady to yell the "F" word at the top of her lungs?

 

That helped.

[Winston Smith]

Watching Morneau is getting sad.

[VATwinsFan]

So they managed to surpass their performance in the three game sweep by KC a couple of weeks ago.

 

Good grief.

[ashbury]

Addison Reed had himself a nice series. Of all players on an opponent's roster, the closer's gotta be the guy you least like to say that about.

[ashbury]

So they managed to surpass their performance in the three game sweep by KC a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Bark's Lounge]

I fully expect Eric Farris and Brian Dinkelman to be called up after today's game to shake things up.

[ashbury]

I fully expect Eric Farris and Brian Dinkelman to be called up after today's game to shake things up.

 

Should do the trick.