Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/15 7:10PM

[buckninetyone]

man, gopher football can't start soon enough.

[glunn]

Tonight's Twins:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7004/6485481437_f8abe7805c_n.jpg

 

It appears that their implants are also identical.

[ashbury]

every phone number is special in its own unique and wonderful way.

 

Not mine. It's basically there just for the convenience of salespeople (and politicians, in season).

[Riverbrian]

Before or after allowing 4 runs?

 

Ramirez sniffed it out... And popped into the infield fly to foil it.

 

If Ramirez wouldn't have figured it out... It would have worked like a charm.

 

BTW... Charms are the best example of things that work?

[twinsnorth49]

It appears that their implants are also identical.

......and?

[twinsnorth49]

Well that could have been worse, uglier.... no, worse, yes.

[GCTF]

Andre Rienzenzo, nice try Bert.

[GCTF]

12-6 type curve ball.

 

guzzle

[Riverbrian]

It appears that their implants are also identical.

 

GLORM!!!

 

So Good to see you!!!

 

Now You Type -- "You were obviously looking at some pretty terrible stuff prior to my arrival".

[ashbury]

Are you sure? According to my Dungeons & Dragons Handbook it should. I rolled a 20.

 

"The troll... [dice shaking]... makes a saving throw."

[ashbury]

i think you've presented this pair before.

 

Which one?

[glunn]

......and?

 

And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.

[glunn]

GLORM!!!

 

So Good to see you!!!

 

Now You Type -- "You were obviously looking at some pretty terrible stuff prior to my arrival".

 

Do you have a book of these or do you just invent them when I come in the room? That was an especially funny one.

[Riverbrian]

Well that could have been worse, uglier.... no, worse, yes.

 

I once played in a softball tourney game against some AAAAAAAAAA team from the cities.

 

Our team won the toss so they started the game by hitting 12 straight no doubters. No home run limit in the tourney. We realized quickly that we may have bit off more than we could chew. Our Speed Oriented defensive squad couldn't do a thing with ball flying 50 feet over the fence. And we thought we were so good... Trying an elite level tourney.

 

That was ugly.

[buckninetyone]

And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Riverbrian]

And implants make me sad. They don't feel right and they risk the woman's health. I prefer all natural.

 

And you live where?

[Winston Smith]

Bert needs to talk less!

[ashbury]

Our team won the toss so they started the game by hitting 12 straight no doubters.

 

Slo-pitch softball played at the picnic (or sloshed) level is entertaining. Softball played at the highest level is deadly dull.

[Thegrin]

Methinks Pelfrey is going to give us another long night.

[twinsnorth49]

Pelfrey finally pried his head fro his a**..........I'm sure he'll wedge it in there again however.

[Riverbrian]

Do you have a book of these or do you just invent them when I come in the room? That was an especially funny one.

 

I started with a website for about two weeks... Then I became too lazy to go to the website... So I've been coming up with my own. Hit and miss... Like most things in life.

[Riverbrian]

Bert needs to talk less!

 

Yeah but... As soon as he does... The screen starts going black and white without the color.

[Bark's Lounge]

And you live where?

 

Out of 17,786,419 people, It appears Glunn is the only one to not sell out.

[twinsnorth49]

I need to hear more about this down and away thing some more first

[Riverbrian]

Slo-pitch softball played at the picnic (or sloshed) level is entertaining. Softball played at the highest level is deadly dull.

 

It was funny... We were winning locally... We had a squad full of guys who could hit and go get it. We thought we should challenge ourselves. We had no idea that softball was played like that.

[twinsnorth49]

It was funny... We were winning locally... We had a squad full of guys who could hit and go get it. We thought we should challenge ourselves. We had no idea that softball was played like that.

 

Apparently all they could "go get" was the beer.

[ashbury]

I started with a website for about two weeks... Then I became too lazy to go to the website... So I've been coming up with my own. Hit and miss... Like most things in life.

 

Carnac: Hit and miss.

Ed: Famous sage and seer, a thousand blessings on your household. "Hit and miss".

Carnac: No witty banter?

Ed: I am humbled in your presence.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels let you skip a turn this time.

Ed: You are most gracious.

Carnac: Hit and miss.

Ed: The envelope, please?

Carnac: Compare and contrast Delmon Young on offense and defense.

[Riverbrian]

Out of 17' date='786,419 people, It appears Glunn is the only one to not sell out.[/quote']

 

1,156,084 of them are plastic surgeons. For kids in Southern California... The daddy's got your nose game is legitimately scary.

[buckninetyone]

do we have the authority to disseminate the accounts of this game? i better call saul.

[Riverbrian]

Apparently all they could "go get" was the beer.

 

Oh Yeah... I brought my beer with me on the field. Never spilled a drop.