Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/15 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

do we have the authority to disseminate the accounts of this game? i better call saul.

 

No you don't but you can confidentially disseminate amongst yourself.

[twinsnorth49]

Who needs strikeouts when you can just induce sac fly's.

[twinsnorth49]

Now he gets the SO.......sigh.

[twinsnorth49]

You know what's a downward plane Bert? This batting order after Arcia, mention that.

[glunn]

Carnac: Hit and miss.

Ed: Famous sage and seer, a thousand blessings on your household. "Hit and miss".

Carnac: No witty banter?

Ed: I am humbled in your presence.

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels let you skip a turn this time.

Ed: You are most gracious.

Carnac: Hit and miss.

Ed: The envelope, please?

Carnac: Compare and contrast Delmon Young on offense and defense.

 

That was a really good Carnac.

[Riverbrian]

You know what's a downward plane Bert? This batting order after Arcia, mention that.

 

Downward Plane

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[buckninetyone]

No you don't but you can confidentially disseminate amongst yourself.

 

did that 5 times today.

 

Who needs strikeouts when you can just induce sac fly's.

 

also did that 5 times today.

[Gibby]

Switched over from the football game because I was tired of watching Chicago beat up on The Little Sisters of the Poor. Alas.

[buckninetyone]

apparently, there's a guy named "khris."

[Gibby]

ploufffffffffff

[twinsnorth49]

​Plouffe!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Riverbrian]

​plouffe

[Gibby]

woopeee

[Gibby]

Is tubby for real, stating that baseball umps have the hardest job in all of sports?

[Gibby]

Is tubby for real, stating that baseball umps have the hardest job in all of sports?

 

You can be a tub of goo and ref a baseball game. A lot of them are.

[twinsnorth49]

You think Bert's against video replay? I kind of think he is, just a feeling.

[buckninetyone]

You can be a tub of goo and ref a baseball game. A lot of them are.

 

'cept for john mcsherry.

[Gibby]

Ice Cube is by far the most bad ass Coors Light drinker.

[Riverbrian]

There is some video of Bert floating around that he doesn't want replayed.

[twinsnorth49]

This is my favourite tub of goo

 

[video=youtube;uL20VgJ7JM8]

[Gibby]

There is some video of Bert floating around that he doesn't want replayed.

 

What the #@%@ are you talking about?

[snepp]

woopeee

 

Hey now, this is a family site.

[Gibby]

Dick just figured out that pitch to contact doesn't work.

[Gibby]

Hey now, this is a family site.

 

I'm sorry, please don't ban me.

[snepp]

Duckfart-type hit.

[Gibby]

Those aviators look like they retail under $10.

[Kwak]

I'm flabbergasted I just heard Bremer say "... this PTC stuff is Ok but, f they just keep fouling them off... sometimes you have to get a swing-and-miss." Is PTC dead in Twinsville?

[snepp]

Those aviators look like they retail under $10.

 

They were going for $3.99 off the rack at Casey's today.

[glunn]

I am going to go home then pick up dinner. By then, hopefully the Twins will be in the lead.

[Gibby]

I'm flabbergasted I just heard Bremer say "... this PTC stuff is Ok but, f they just keep fouling them off... sometimes you have to get a swing-and-miss." Is PTC dead in Twinsville?

 

Dick is brilliant, I hope the Twins mgmt. is paying attention.