Advice for Twins Fans Dealing with Unfamiliar Sensation Called "Optimism"

[RandBalls Stu]

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The facts are the facts. The Minnesota Twins are a legitimate playoff contender.

It's weird to read those words about this team. I'm uncomfortable writing them. I'm aware of the flaws. I'm aware the American League is a dumpy little college bar--everyone agrees it sucks and the bathrooms don't work, but the specials are amazing for those who can't afford anything better. (For the purposes of this metaphor, the specials are the Wild Card spots.)

This might give you pause. Indeed, it's easy to lapse into Minnesota sports fatalism. It's our reflex position, our muscle memory. They're NOT EVEN .500. In 16 games, they could go 4-12, and Joe Ryan could be a Dodger. Or they could go 10-6, and the Pohlads might say "Uh, we just don't have the money, guys. Sorry about that. We just traded Josh Bell for a Toyota." They're both possible outcomes!

But I'm not going to do that. Nor should you.

That feeling you're feeling—that I'm feeling, too—is optimism. There is a non-zero chance that this team could make the playoffs. They might even win the division, because if the AL is a dumpy college bar, the AL Central is a dumpy college bar with a kitchen that makes you sick every time you order something that isn't tater tots. And it's in Cleveland, even though you went to school in Moorhead.

It's such an unlikely place to land after last year's trade deadline slaughter and the slumbering offseason. None of this should be happening. One of their most critical players is a nepo baby journeyman! You're caught off-guard and don't really know what to do with your hands. Here's what I recommend:

Hug this feeling tight to your chest, because you deserve this. You're still following this team, despite ownership not loving it nearly as much as you do. Know going into the next 2-3 weeks that they could break your heart one more time. Accept that, even in the best-case scenario, they'll probably get wiped out in a short, ugly playoff series.

But they might not. Think about how wild that is, after all the nonsense you put up with.

That's optimism. It doesn't last. It never does. Why not ****ing enjoy it?

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[ziggy]

My optimism has a split personality.

I want them to win every game I watch, which is most of them but I want them to trade the Ryans so the team is probably better in the upcoming years. This team is not a serious contender for the world series even with the Ryans.

As my grandma used to say, 6 of 1 and a half dozen of the other. I can't have it both ways. Or can I?

Detroit, a couple of years back traded one of their starting pitchers and then went on a torrid win streak, maybe the Twins can catch the same lightening in a bottle? After all they have a much better record than I predicted at the beginning of the season. 

[LastOnePicked]

Can the Toyota pitch? Might not be a terrible trade.

[chinmusic]

I'd call them legitimate pretenders, and to be honest, I'm fine with that.

[Church of Kreidler]

Is that what this feeling has been?! I've been downing antacids convinced it was heartburn...