Game Thread: Twins vs Phillies, 6/12 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

Freud and Chief at a restaurant:

 

For an appetizer I'll have the Blooming Hemerroid... Umm... No No... Blooming Onion... That would be tastier... Make that an Onion.

[CairoCrown]

Surprised Howard didn't get tossed there.

[snepp]

Write? no.

 

Star in? yes.

 

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

[CairoCrown]

Freudian Slip: When you want to say one thing and you end up saying a mother.

[Riverbrian]

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

 

8 Months... With that much time I would be World Class at ring toss.

[Gibby]

Here we go. Can Thomas come through again?

[snepp]

I like Arcia.

[Guest USAFChief]

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

 

What some call side effects, others call gifts from heaven....

[Gibby]

Here we go. Can Thomas come through again?

 

Hell yeah he can.

[Riverbrian]

Arcia and Thomas... The future is here!

[big dog]

Clete's having himself a night. Arcia's just having a regular night. Or at least that's what I hope.

[CairoCrown]

Gravy

[Guest USAFChief]

Like I said last night, "Clete Thomas Experience, Part Duex" opened to boffo reviews.

[big dog]

8 Months... With that much time I would be World Class at ring toss.

 

And you would have worn through all your pants.

[Riverbrian]

Chief still probably didnt like that bunt?

[Gibby]

Wow! what year is this?

[stringer bell]

Obviously, when Hicks is healthy, the Twins will have to send him out because Clete Thomas is our new everyday center fielder.

[Riverbrian]

And you would have worn through all your pants.

 

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

[Guest USAFChief]

Chief still probably didnt like that bunt?

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

[big dog]

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

 

Her mind concentrates on larger, um, issues.

[Squirrel]

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

 

And two tied games aren't enough?

[stringer bell]

The way Flori-moan and Grampa have been swinging, they'll be lucky to get the lead. This is a reverse jinx.

[Jocko87]

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

 

I don't have a problem with letting the 3-3 guy swing there either. Thats how it should happen.

[stringer bell]

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

You can't handle the truth!

[Riverbrian]

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

 

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

[Riverbrian]

We should pinch hit... Right here for Carroll

[Squirrel]

ack! I have no fingernails left!

[big dog]

I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

 

I liked that, but I don't believe it. I just like it.

[snepp]

and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

 

Or at least until tomorrow's game thread.

[Gibby]

Twins baseball.