Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 7:10pm - 6/6

[Guest USAFChief]

Need an oil spout for your box o' wine?

Let's clean up the language, my brother.

[GCTF]

Clete Thomas b'ing his t off right here.

[Guest USAFChief]

Clete Thomas b'ing his t off right here.

Your timing is impeccable.

[GCTF]

and he's everything we thought he was.

[big dog]

OK, I know Thomas struck out, and I'm not a big Thomas fan by any means, but that was a pretty darn good at-bat. Nine pitches, fouled off some close ones. Too bad he couldn't turn one around.

[glunn]

Clete Thomas b'ing his t off right here.

 

I wish that I could see this -- he seems to be really hanging in and running up the pitch count.

[glunn]

OK, I know Thomas struck out, and I'm not a big Thomas fan by any means, but that was a pretty darn good at-bat. Nine pitches, fouled off some close ones. Too bad he couldn't turn one around.

 

That should be it for the KC starter.

[Squirrel]

Need an oil spout for your box o' wine?

 

hahahahaha ... ALWAYS

[GCTF]

Need an oil spout for your box o' wine?

 

Please, these classical music types don't use a spout for their box o' wine.

[ashbury]

Rex Hudler just informed us that when scouts talk about "makeup", they don't mean makeup on their face. Instead, it means their heart. I miss Bert. Or avian flu. Now switching to silence.

 

Does Rex stop to explain when a batter has three balls?

[GCTF]

hahahahaha ... ALWAYS

 

On the other hand...

[mikeee]

burp.

[Guest USAFChief]

Does Rex stop to explain when a batter has three balls?

 

Winner.

[Squirrel]

Please, these classical music types don't use a spout for their box o' wine.

 

When there's a need, we're not particular <G>

[ashbury]

well ... sheeesh ... is gameday also not working??? aaaaaargh ... i'm slipping into withdrawl fast ....

 

Rosanne Cash did a cover of a Beatles tune but withdrawl.

[CairoCrown]

Just catching up now. Why no Richard on the FSN broadcast tonight?

[Guest USAFChief]

In honor of RB...

 

Best Rosanne Cash song is ____________________________ .

[ashbury]

oou ooou ooou ... and we have lift off ... phew ... serious melt down here; **** i need a drink

 

If RB was here he'd say, "a frozen daiquiri should fix the melt down".

[ashbury]

Success! I am log in.

 

Son, I am not disappoint.

[Jocko87]

Yeah, those people have it really tough. Good barbecue, though.

 

It keeps me getting up in the morning, for now.

[glunn]

I am heading home now -- hopefully back online in 30 minutes or so.

[Guest USAFChief]

Bruno should introduce the Twins lineup to this newfangled pitch that's all the rage in the big leagues this year...it's a little number they call the "curveball."

[big dog]

Rosanne Cash did a cover of a Beatles tune but withdrawl.

 

Wait...is that ashbury...or riverbrian?

[Guest USAFChief]

I am heading home now -- hopefully back online in 30 minutes or so.

You're taking a big risk on missing the Pelfrey meltdown, my brother. In fact, I like your chances.

[GCTF]

I'm guessing Hochevar let his hair and beard grow to distract everyone from his Prince Charles ears.

[ashbury]

In honor of RB...

 

Best Rosanne Cash song is ____________________________ .

 

If RB was here he'd say "Seven Year Ache".

[IdahoPilgrim]

Anderson to Pelfrey: "Hey Mike, I've got an idea. This time why don't you try not falling completely apart in the sixth inning. Just for variety sake."

[big dog]

In honor of RB...

 

Best Rosanne Cash song is

 

__My Baby Thinks He's A Train__________ .

[Guest USAFChief]

Chief says "Runaway Train."

[ashbury]

Wait...is that ashbury...or riverbrian?

 

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