Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/7 6:00pm

[Guest USAFChief]

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common?

They both scream "bush leagues?"

[LaBombo]

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common?

At the moment, ability level...

[Riverbrian]

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common?

 

Bothe are sounds made when you drop a quarter in the toilet.

[Guest USAFChief]

Who do we blame for Mornie's DP?

Doumit's pitch framing, duh.

[LaBombo]

Coomer basically admitted that Morneau has been terrible so far, but hey, it's ok because he's "on pace for 100 RBI". Good to know...

[Riverbrian]

Diamond has to be good. He has no choice.

[Guest USAFChief]

Diamond might want to set up as a relay when Carroll needs to make a throw to first.

[Riverbrian]

Diamond might want to set up as a relay when Carroll needs to make a throw to first.

 

Ouch... Guns aimed at the old man.

[ashbury]

Bothe are sounds made when you drop a quarter in the toilet.

 

Mauer is a sound I sometimes make when I drop something else there.

[Riverbrian]

Doe-Mitt... Now let's move him over... Shall we

[Guest USAFChief]

Ouch... Guns aimed at the old man.

It seems to be common around these parts...

[Riverbrian]

Mauer is a sound I sometimes make when I drop something else there.

 

I have the diet of the average Puma... Yours might be worse.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Diamond might want to set up as a relay when Carroll needs to make a throw to first.

 

I laughed out loud when I read this. And I've only had 3 beers.

[Riverbrian]

Doe-Mitt... Now let's move him over... Shall we

 

Cool... The ump did it for us.

[ashbury]

Cool... The ump did it for us.

 

If anyone can explain what Dempster did to earn the balk, versus every other time he's had a man on base, please step forward and claim your Liar's Merit Badge.

[Riverbrian]

If Doumit doesn't score I'm gonna... Uhh... I'm gonna... Umm...

 

I'll think of something.

[Guest USAFChief]

Why do our hitters continually get ahead in the count and then reach for a pitch outside the strike zone?

[snepp]

Bothe are sounds made when you drop a quarter in the toilet.

 

Who drops quarters in the toilet?

[Willihammer]

Kudos to the ump for stopping that conference.

 

I don't know what it is but these Boston games just seem to crawl.

[ashbury]

If Doumit doesn't score I'm gonna... Uhh... I'm gonna... Umm...

 

I'll think of something.

 

Parmelee was so curious to learn what you'll think of, he popped out.

[Riverbrian]

There we go Ramirez... Thank goodness for the 28th Amendment.

[ashbury]

Who drops quarters in the toilet?

 

It's the rich man's version of Polo in Grand Forks.

[Joe A. Preusser]

"There was an old lady named Myrtle, lived way up nort' dere by Fertile, She had eggs for knees, despite begging her "please," she never would take off her girdle.

 

I liked this because my brother lives in Fertile, pop. 84 or so. And the headline was true, Brian.

[Joe A. Preusser]

"There was an old lady named Myrtle, lived way up nort' dere by Fertile, She had eggs for knees, despite begging her "please," she never would take off her girdle.

 

I liked this because my brother lives in Fertile, pop. 87 or so. Also, the headline was actually printed Brian.

[Riverbrian]

Who drops quarters in the toilet?

 

Richard Kline and Larry Linville

[Guest USAFChief]

I laughed out loud when I read this. And I've only had 3 beers.

Yeah, my rate of consumption goes way down when Coomdawg subs too.

[ashbury]

Bothe are sounds made when you drop a quarter in the toilet.

 

We play the same game at Lake Tahoe. Only we drop tourists.

[Riverbrian]

It's the rich man's version of Polo in Grand Forks.

 

its how we played quarters in High School... We were too drunk to use regular sized glasses. Innocent bystanders were getting pelted by flying quarters. Jessica Helle had to get 6 stitches in her forehead.

 

We had to change the game.

[big dog]

its how we played quarters in High School... We were too drunk to use regular sized glasses. Innocent bystanders were getting pelted by flying quarters. Jessica Helle had to get 6 stitches in her forehead.

 

We had to change the game.

 

Dare I ask what you drank if your quarter hit the target?

[Riverbrian]

I liked this because my brother lives in Fertile, pop. 87 or so. Also, the headline was actually printed Brian.

 

Fertile's population grew from 84 to 87 in the span of one post and 3 minutes.