Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/7 6:00pm

[ashbury]

Fertile's population grew from 84 to 87 in the span of one post and 3 minutes.

 

Truth in advertising.

[Riverbrian]

Dare I ask what you drank if your quarter hit the target?

 

How do you think we got so drunk. MD 20/20 and Pabst Blue Ribbon in place of the Sani-Flush.

[LaBombo]

How do you think we got so drunk. MD 20/20 and Pabst Blue Ribbon in place of the Sani-Flush.

Comet has a smoother finish...

[Riverbrian]

Truth in advertising.

 

i thought maybe the Johnson Family moved back.

[Riverbrian]

News from around the league... This just in... Matt Harvey is pretty good.

[ashbury]

Welp, time for dinner... later.

[Willihammer]

News from around the league... This just in... Matt Harvey is pretty good.

 

Sheesh, you're not kidding. 7 IP, 10ks, 1 hit, 79 pitches.

[LaBombo]

Sheesh, you're not kidding. 7 IP, 10ks, 1 hit, 79 pitches.

Pitch count a typo, 89 or 99 maybe? After all, he's not pitching to contact...

[snepp]

So, ummm, what's the score?

[Riverbrian]

Sheesh, you're not kidding. 7 IP, 10ks, 1 hit, 79 pitches.

 

Some folks look at what Harvey is doing and it makes them disappointed in what Diamond is doing.

[Riverbrian]

So, ummm, what's the score?

 

we can't post it... In case Chief is recording it to watch later.

[Willihammer]

Some folks look at what Harvey is doing and it makes them disappointed in what Diamond is doing.

 

Not me, not tonight. But what Harvey is doing on the year is at another level, you have to admit that.

[Willihammer]

God damnit Doum- I mean, yeah! Doumit!

[Riverbrian]

Doe-Mitt... Into the jet stream.

[LaBombo]

Some folks look at what Harvey is doing and it makes them disappointed in what Diamond is doing.

 

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[Riverbrian]

Not me, not tonight. But what Harvey is doing on the year is at another level, you have to admit that.

 

Oh Yeah... Harvey is making Tigers fans disappointed in Verlander.

[Riverbrian]

So, ummm, what's the score?

 

Jeez... I just looked it up... 0-0 after 8 innings. Are they using bats in the Mets White Sox game.

[LaBombo]

Top of the order needs to have a couple of guys reach base so that Hicksie gets a chance to keep his 8 game K streak alive. Is defensive sub the halfway house for release from the doghouse?

[Riverbrian]

That's probably it for Diamond.

[B Richard]

Top of the order needs to have a couple of guys reach base so that Hicksie gets a chance to keep his 8 game K streak alive. Is defensive sub the halfway house for release from the doghouse?

 

Taking him out for a walk, but still with the possibility of returning if he pees on one too many fire hydrants

[Riverbrian]

Wow... Did everyone see that... Happ took one off the side of the head.

[snepp]

So, ummm, what's the score now?

[Brock Beauchamp]

So, ummm, what's the score now?

 

867 to 5309.

[big dog]

OK, let's hit a grounder that can go through Siriaco's legs next. He's already made errors to both sides on consecutive batters, let's keep trying him.

[Riverbrian]

So, ummm, what's the score now?

 

Good defensive replacement this Ciriaco guy.

[ashbury]

Oh Yeah... Harvey is making Tigers fans disappointed in Verlander.

 

[Riverbrian]

OK, let's hit a grounder that can go through Siriaco's legs next. He's already made errors to both sides on consecutive batters, let's keep trying him.

 

The Ole 5 Hole.

[Riverbrian]

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where did you get that photo of Doumit without his beard?

[Riverbrian]

That hit was worth 20 million alone.

[ashbury]

OK, let's hit a grounder that can go through Siriaco's legs next. He's already made errors to both sides on consecutive batters, let's keep trying him.

 

You could bunt to him a couple of times and see if steam comes out of his ears for showing him up.