Game Thread: Twins @ Seattle, 6/13/22 @ 9:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Romo... Where have i heard that name before?

Used to QB Dallas. Now does TV.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, PseudoSABR said:

We could use that beard back in our pen, honestly.

Good God no.

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, PseudoSABR said:

We could use that beard back in our pen, honestly.

We have enough guys that give me agita

[Aggies7]

This is a must score situation

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Used to QB Dallas. Now does TV.

Isn’t great at either

[Parfigliano]

God I dislike that Luther commercial.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Used to QB Dallas. Now does TV.

Dallas... I've heard that one too.

 

Did we ever find out who shot JR?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

God I dislike that Luther commercial.

Would it be better with an i?

 

Always liked luthiers...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kep!

[USAFChief]

Atta-Kep!

[operation mindcrime]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

That first swing by Gary was something else 

[Aggies7]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

That first swing by Gary was something else 

And so was the second 

[USAFChief]

Oh FFS Sanchez.

[Aggies7]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

And so was the second 

Gary, what in the world was that

[operation mindcrime]

Get a hit Miranda!!!!!

[a-wan]

That was ugly by Sanchez. 

[Parfigliano]

Went to a series in Seattle 10 years ago.  Walking to the stadium came across an outdoor bar with a placque that said it was on historical register having long ago been a den of prostitution.  Had Grain Belt on tap.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Dallas... I've heard that one too.

 

Did we ever find out who shot JR?

Hey! How about a spoiler alert! Geez!!

[a-wan]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Hey! How about a spoiler alert! Geez!!

Maggie Simpson did it!

[USAFChief]

Cotton was not on my list of expected participants tonight.

[operation mindcrime]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Went to a series in Seattle 10 years ago.  Walking to the stadium came across an outdoor bar with a placque that said it was on historical register having long ago been a den of prostitution.  Had Grain Belt on tap.

What's prostitution?

[a-wan]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Cotton was not on my list of expected participants tonight.

His change up has been good this year. 

[Aggies7]

Son of a

[operation mindcrime]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Cotton was not on my list of expected participants tonight.

Unfortunately he's on Rocco's list!

[a-wan]

1 minute ago, operation mindcrime said:

Unfortunately he's on Rocco's list!

Because outside of Duran and Jax, he's got such an assortment of riches to choose from.

[Aggies7]

The Joe smith experience. Seems to do better with guys on base

[downunder twins fan]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Cotton was not on my list of expected participants tonight.

Gotta get those outs somehow

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, a-wan said:

Because outside of Duran and Jax, he's got such an assortment of riches to choose from.

Thats why I dont get Roco's habitually having the starter pitch 4 innings and the bullpen 5.

[mrtwinsfan]

Rocco, were not giving out participation trophies,  Jax threw a whopping 12 pitches,  here we are again 3 relievers later