Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/12 @ 7:10pm CT

[ashbury]

Turns out he has the skill of placing his glove directly on the azimuth and arc of a 1 million mph line drive...BEFORE it's hit.

Azimuth? Arc?

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/la-dee-da.gif

[USAFChief]

 

WINNAH! 

[Blake]

 

Turns out he has the skill of placing his glove directly on the azimuth and arc of a 1 million mph line drive...BEFORE it's hit.

I like the direction of your humor.

[ashbury]

I will say to you what Kent Hrbek used to say to people as he puffed on a Marlboro at our bowling league ... [edited content]

Let me introduce you to TD's friendly moderation team.

 

_{^{/ Seriously, that one's just ... no.}}

[USAFChief]

 

Let me introduce you to TD's friendly moderation team.

 

_{^{/ Seriously, that one's just ... no.}}

My input:

 

Ick.

[Craig Arko]

And, for what it’s worth, Mauer’s .412 average leads the majors.

 

Good day, young man.

[3balls2strikes]

Despite Berrios pitching superb with 11 K's, Mauer getting hit #2000 and Twins winning 3rd straight to lead division, the game headline on MLB.com will be something like, "Chicago's other team loses to team from upper Midwest." 

 

Twins will have to win three World Series in a row to get any attention from big market butt smoochers at mlb.com. 

[Blake]

Hey, I think I figured out how to shorten the game of baseball:

 

Pitchers: Throw strikes and don't walk anybody.

 

Oh, and fielders? Catch the ball once in a while. (looking at you, Sox players!)

[OTPS300]

 

Let me introduce you to TD's friendly moderation team.

 

_{^{/ Seriously, that one's just ... no.}}

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

[David HK]

Oh, drat, had a meeting, did I miss the chicken dinner??

 

Is there any left?

 

 

Oh.  Ok, well...

 

[Blake]

 

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

Besides the post, I'll ask the obvious question: did you really bowl with Kent "Buy a Vowel" Hrbek?

[USAFChief]

 

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

No worries, we're glad to have you.  Stick around, we're not a bad group. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I guess I went too far with being told to be more negative. Sorry, The F- posted to me seemed to set the tone.

My bad!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Oh, drat, had a meeting, did I miss the chicken dinner??

 

Is there any left?

 

 

Oh.  Ok, well...

"nice" like given

 

(Looks disgusting

[Blake]

 

"nice" like given

(Looks disgusting

You know the old saying, "Looks can be deceiving?" I think that picture safely puts that saying to rest.

[OTPS300]

 

Besides the post, I'll ask the obvious question: did you really bowl with Kent "Buy a Vowel" Hrbek?

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

[David HK]

 

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

OMG, a TRUE classic!

 

 

[Blake]

 

Yes, Kent was in the bowling league along with Kirby, Gladden, Al Newman and others, Al and I are still friends. I gave lessons to Carol Gardenhire and had to tell Ron that if you want me to help her, then you keep your comments to yourself. He smiled and left us alone. The league was called the Marty O'neill Classic.

That's outstanding and a nice bit of bowling and Twins lore.

 

Thank you for sharing!