Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/13 @ 9:05pm CT

[Blake]

Just remember, though, Ricky's gotta be Ricky. So, let's not get our hopes up.

[LaBombo]

 

A good at bat for park. I was ready to shun him.

 

Your body language gave it away.

 

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[Aggies7]

Just remember, though, Ricky's gotta be Ricky. So, let's not get our hopes up.

He won't lose that number tonight

We won't have to call nobody else

[David HK]

Well, carp....

 

Looks like they even got my Russian gambling stream.

 

Half the male teachers in the office have some NBA game streaming.  And the same site, I can get freakin' Portugal vs. flippin' Iceland in some stupid soccer competition, but baseball?  Nooooooo......

 

[USAFChief]

 

This game has the pace of a snail track meet

Heh...speaking of snail track meets 

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back.  I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

[Aggies7]

Heh...speaking of snail track meets 

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back.  I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

Boooo!

[Aggies7]

Buxton has more in common with an actual trout than the guy batting right now.

 

I kid I kid

[Aggies7]

Postage stamp zone tonight apparently

[David HK]

Hey, Ricky battled Trout pretty well there.  

 

Aggies, I'm calling this one-  we don't trail today.

 

For what, the 3rd time ALL SEASON?!?

 

I'm still callin' it.

[Aggies7]

Hey, Ricky battled Trout pretty well there.  

 

Aggies, I'm calling this one-  we don't trail today.

 

For what, the 3rd time ALL SEASON?!?

 

I'm still callin' it.

They didn't trail yesterday......could this be the 4th? Stay tuned..

[Aggies7]

All these shutdown innings. I feel spoiled. Like someone should be fanning me with palm branches

[Riverbrian]

 

Well, carp....

 

Looks like they even got my Russian gambling stream.

 

Half the male teachers in the office have some NBA game streaming.  And the same site, I can get freakin' Portugal vs. flippin' Iceland in some stupid soccer competition, but baseball?  Nooooooo......

 

 

What time is it in Hong Kong right now? 

[LaBombo]

 

Buxton has more in common with an actual trout than the guy batting right now.

I kid I kid

 

Trout is a great Buxton comparable

 

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[USAFChief]

 

Boooo!

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admit it...you laughed.

[Aggies7]

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admit it...you laughed.

I did, in an embarrassed way

[twinsnorth49]

Anyone see Glunn yet? He promised to wave.

[Riverbrian]

 

Heh...speaking of snail track meets 

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back.  I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

 

I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow. 

[Aggies7]

Anyone see Glunn yet? He promised to wave.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

[LaBombo]

 

All these shutdown innings. I feel spoiled. Like someone should be fanning me with palm branches

 

Don't forget the grapes...

 

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[Blake]

 

For the life of me, I don't understand why I willingly clicked and watched that link.

I finally looked at the video. That ball bounced straight up under Uribe. It's a wonder he didn't drop on the spot. I notice, though, his teammates were kind of smiling at what happened as Uribe was helped off the field.  Probably sat in the clubhouse straddling a bag of ice.

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Oooh, don't keep me in suspense.

[Aggies7]

Oooh, don't keep me in suspense.

Nothing, it just waved.

[Guest]

Heh...speaking of snail track meets

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back. I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

One snail resented all the jokes about snails being slow, so he decided to become a race car driver. To make sure everyone knew he was a snail, he had a big "S" painted on the side of the car. During his first race, he was doing well, but nobody knew his name, so one person said, "Hey, look at that S car go!" Edited June 14, 2016 by Deduno Abides

[Blake]

 

All these shutdown innings. I feel spoiled. Like someone should be fanning me with palm branches

Don't forget the peeled grapes.

[Platoon]

I tipped a big Honda Gold Wing at a stop light in Blaine Minnesota. Waiting for the light to change and it just starting tipping over. I was around 16 and I couldn't get it back up. My brother in law just said... "sure take it for a spin if you'd like". 

 

The Drivers behind me... were not happy.

 

I had a '92 wing, it was like driving a Greyhound Bus. Dumped it in a parking lot in Asheville. A couple pulled up in a pickup, jumped out and on the finest NC twang absolutely insisted they would take us to the hospital. It took some talking to convince her we were not mortally injured, but laud love some help picking that pig up! That thing was the damndest bike I ever owned.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Nothing, it just waved.

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[Riverbrian]

 

What did the ocean say to the beach?

 

Nothing... It just waved? 

[Blake]

 

I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow. 

I take it the people you work with are not your friends?

[Platoon]

I tipped a big Honda Gold Wing at a stop light in Blaine Minnesota. Waiting for the light to change and it just starting tipping over. I was around 16 and I couldn't get it back up. My brother in law just said... "sure take it for a spin if you'd like". 

 

The Drivers behind me... were not happy.

 

I had a '92 wing, it was like driving a Greyhound Bus. Dumped it in a parking lot in Asheville. A couple pulled up in a pickup, jumped out and on the finest NC twang absolutely insisted they would take us to the hospital. It took some talking to convince her we were not mortally injured, but laud love some help picking that pig up! That thing was the damndest bike I ever owned.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Nothing... It just waved? 

Well timed......