Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-14 3:10 CDT

[Aggies7]

Park, you can't take walks. You need to swing. Always.

[Jerr]

 

No.

Is that a negative "no" or a helpful positive "no" ?????

[Aggies7]

Dozier making me yearn for Matt Tolbert.

[USAFChief]

 

Is that a negative "no" or a helpful positive "no" ?????

Yes.

[twinssporto]

 

I don't get FSN in Tucson.  

Nice town.  Just drove the Lemon Highway.  

[Negativity Police]

 

Is that a negative "no" or a helpful positive "no" ?????

You're getting dangerously close to a double-negative, there fancy boy. I HATE double-negatives. 

[USAFChief]

 

Dozier making me yearn for Matt Tolbert.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[twinssporto]

With all of the negative restrictions this may be the shortest game thread in years.  (that could be taken as a positive comment by the way).

[USAFChief]

 

You're getting dangerously close to a double-negative, there fancy boy. I HATE double-negatives. 

You don't got no patience for em?

[Jerr]

 

Yes.

Soooo, yes to the negative "no" or yes to the positive "no"???

 

 

[Aggies7]

Great play by joe

[twinssporto]

Mauer with the big defense!  He could play outfield with dives like that.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Mauer with the big defense!  He could play outfield with dives like that.

Nooooo.....

[Pardon My Dinger]

You don't got no patience for em?

Don't make no nevermind to me.

[Twinsbar107]

That a way Mauer! two in one week? 

[Aggies7]

Mauer with the big defense!  He could play outfield with dives like that.

But can he kick?

[Negativity Police]

OK, everybody just COOOOOL OUT. 

[Aggies7]

Lol 35 of 36 games. Freaking incredible

[USAFChief]

 

Lol 35 of 36 games. Freaking incredible

Never do math in public.

[HitInAPinch]

Mike Napoli scores from 2nd on a chip shot to short left.  Ooooo......

[Aggies7]

Never do math in public.

Haha I just caught that! 34 of 35 does sound a lot better.

 

David Ortiz just single handedly won the game for Boston. Didn't we used to have him?

[twinssporto]

 

Mike Napoli scores from 2nd on a chip shot to short left.  Ooooo......

 

Was that ball catchable?  I though Plouffe could have had that one.

[USAFChief]

David Ortiz ends it in Boston with a 2 out hit in the bottom of the 11th, after tieing it with a 2 out triple in the bottom of the ninth.

 

On the positive side, he did not flip TR the bird after either hit.

[Aggies7]

That's 4 of 5 innings with the lead off man on. Let's see how this plays out for them.

[Bark's Lounge]

When I was 6-8 years of age, I really enjoyed the sitcom Busom Buddies. Hanks and Scolari were funny in the roles they played. I would like to see that sitcom rebooted with Miguel Sano and Byung Ho Park playing those roles. I betcha it would grab a few more laughs than the original.

[Pardon My Dinger]

CenteYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

The guy whose name everyone says wrong just homered.

[twinssporto]

NICE!!!  From our catcher too!  Awesome.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Was that ball catchable?  I though Plouffe could have had that one.

They shoulda called the Keystone Cops on that one. It was catch-able...

[Negativity Police]

You guys are doing great.