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Brian, are the rapids really grand there or is it a ruse to get people to move to or visit there?

 

P.S. To make the Batman/Riddler thing work out I would of had to draw it myself. I did my research, and the options were less than zero. Maybe that will be a new phase of my game, but I need some time. :)

 

It's Grand Wherever I am

 

Used to live in Grand Forks... Now Work in Grand Rapids and I live in Grandville. 

 

My understanding of the Grand River is this... The rapids used to be very grand but the Corps of Engineers at some point in time ungranded it somehow. 

 

Seriously... It's a very nice place. White Sand Beaches along the lake... Lots of Trees and regular sized lakes and rolling hills. Clean Downtown and plenty of stuff to do. Good People... Good Economy and lots of Hospitals should you require one. 

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Although, the Tigers seem to be performing while the Twins are faking it.

 

Their fluffer called in sick today.

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Not to sound lame, but early BeeGee's is the shiznit!

 

That isn't lame at all... "To Love Somebody" is a stunning song. 

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  She's in pain. Additional body parts are restricted....unless I get creative...but I just turned 54, so that would be gross.

 

http://www.suckypoems.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fetal-position-2-300x225.jpg

 

Must... unsee...  mental... images...

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So my wife broke her foot in the Senior Games yesterday. Now she is off work, and we get to live in each other's lap for the next week or so. I'm blessed with this opportunity to form an even closer bond, as I wait on her hand and foot.

you are either exceedingly romantic, or your wife is reading your posts over your shoulder! :)
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That isn't lame at all... "To Love Somebody" is a stunning song. 

 

  I rediscovered it in some indy cancer movie. It was awesome in the context in which it was used,

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you are either exceedingly romantic, or your wife is reading your posts over your shoulder! :)

 

  My wife is exceedingly awesome.

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  My wife is exceedingly awesome.

 

Yep... She's reading over your shoulder.

 

Hello Mrs. Gibby... Sorry about your injury. Get Well Soon

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Their fluffer called in sick today.

I milked a bull once and I called in sick the next day.

(This is a reference to a joke I made a few years back)

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Yep... She's reading over your shoulder.

 

Hello Mrs. Gibby... Sorry about your injury. Get Well Soon

 

  She's in a vicoden haze. She thinks she's at yoga. hehehe

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I've got a Pepsi Glass

 

I'm pouring Grape Fanta into it. 

 

There ain't many like me

 

  I saw Grape Fanta in Japan. Fanta was a Nazi company at it's inception.

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I milked a bull once and I called in sick the next day.

(This is a reference to a joke I made a few years back)

 

I hear ya.  I bilked a Mull (Martin, I think it was) out of millions and had to leave the country for a year...

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  I saw Grape Fanta in Japan. Fanta was a Nazi company at it's inception.

 

That gave me slight guilt for a moment... Then I remembered that it tastes good. 

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Well, at least Brian doesn't have a Volkswagen. No biggie.

 

  The Nazi thing made me go stream of consciousness on that post.

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Lost in the excitement of this close contest, is that Kurt Suzuki has become a hitting machine!

 

You know what they say... It takes about 4,000 at bats before you get yourself uncorked. 

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