Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, July 28 @ 1:10pm CT

[John Kelsey]

Santana and Escobar just walked in the same inning. 

 

The apocalypse is nigh. 

[Gibby]

 

I'm in my early 30s. Baby showers are literally always in the forecast.

 

  Yes, I remember. Now it's a frigging wedding every weekend. This week it's a traditional Hmong wedding. Interesting, but it last's for like 3 days.

[Riverbrian]

There is more than one way to skin a cat though. Scrambled eggs can be awesome cooked in a screaming hot pan, but you have to be fast and get them out after a couple seconds.

I can't be that fast yet

 

Once I drop it in the pan and fish out the eggshells. I'm reading step two.

[Gibby]

 

She noticed. She's pissed.

 

 

Halp!

 

 Advice from someone getting ready to celebrate 30 years of marriage. Don't let the fact that she is pissed affect you. She will sense the weakness and exploit it often.

[70charger]

 

  Yes, I remember. Now it's a frigging wedding every weekend. This week it's a traditional Hmong wedding. Interesting, but it last's for like 3 days.

 

3 days? Damn. I was talking to a Minnesotan of Sri Lankan descent a few days ago, and she said that Sri Lankan weddings are of similar length. And that her parents are expecting her to have one. I was exhausted after one day. I can't imagine 3.

[stocker08]

 

She noticed. She's pissed.

 

 

Halp!

 

Call Joe Mauer!  I'm sure that he could help you disappear for a while. 

[Riverbrian]

She noticed. She's pissed.

 

 

Halp!

Advice from someone getting ready to celebrate 25 years of marriage.

 

Blame it on the kids or your dog.

[70charger]

 

Advice from someone getting ready to celebrate 25 years of marriage.

Blame it on the kids or your dog.

 

No kids. No dog. Hmmmmm. Can I blame it on my wife? 

 

Wait...

 

[Gibby]

 

3 days? Damn. I was talking to a Minnesotan of Sri Lankan descent a few days ago, and she said that Sri Lankan weddings are of similar length. And that her parents are expecting her to have one. I was exhausted after one day. I can't imagine 3.

 

 My wife actually faced the brunt of it. I got to go to the feast.

[Gibby]

 

 My wife actually faced the brunt of it. I got to go to the feast.

 

  I hope taste buds regenerate. Amazing, but holy %^& it was hot.

[Riverbrian]

No kids. No dog. Hmmmmm. Can I blame it on my wife? 

 

Wait...

Actually you can but you have to keep a sincere straight face.

 

"You obviously hit the whatever button by mistake"

[Riverbrian]

Hey... Don't the Brewers usually wear the Wheat colored jerseys on Sunday?

[Gibby]

 

  I don't think the beard is working for Joe.

[Gibby]

 I know you guys don't, but I like Gomez.

[70charger]

 

Actually you can but you have to keep a sincere straight face.

"You obviously hit the whatever button by mistake"

 

I like the way you think.

[70charger]

Does anybody else think of Ryan Braun like a less talented A-Roid? But at least he's just as likeable as A-Roid.

[Gibby]

 

  Thank God there was no one on 1st.

[Riverbrian]

Does anybody else think of Ryan Braun like a less talented A-Roid? But at least he's just as likeable as A-Roid.

I think of Ryan Braun as an ornithologist who doesn't like birds.

 

That means nothing at all... It just came into my head so I typed it

[Circus Boy]

Twins have held the Brew Crew to 2 runs over 20 innings after the two-inning explosion two days ago. This is good.

 

Meanwhile, both pitchers are on today, as well. We haven't chosen well on the bases.

[70charger]

 

I think of Ryan Braun as an ornithologist who doesn't like birds.

That means nothing at all... It just came into my head so I typed it

 

Keep being you.

[Gibby]

 

Keep being you.

 

  I'm just amazed that ornithologist popped into his head.

[Riverbrian]

I'm just amazed that ornithologist popped into his head.

It's my new place... Woods just a short distance from my patio window.

 

Birds are always around. I just gotta look to my left.

[Gibby]

 

  I wonder if Chitown  is an Icktheologist?

 

 

[70charger]

 

  I wonder if Chitown  is an Icktheologist?

 

Either someone who studies fish or someone who studies the gross parts of the bible. Not sure.

[Gibby]

 

Either someone who studies fish or someone who studies the gross parts of the bible. Not sure.

 

  She knows the difference between ick and ish.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Either someone who studies fish or someone who studies the gross parts of the bible. Not sure.

Yes.

 

So... One who'd know something about Holy Carp?

[JB_Iowa]

My 90-year-old aunt was just here   She was in Dallas for a week.  Came back and had a blood clot and a heart attack.  Was in the hospital for 4 or 5 days.  Got home yesterday.  Came to visit today.  Plans to go to the lake with her family on Tuesday.

 

D*mn, I wish I'd gotten that part of the family genes.

[Craig Arko]

It's my new place... Woods just a short distance from my patio window.

Birds are always around. I just gotta look to my left.

Okay, I was going to drop in a scene from Hitchcock's The Birds but that film still creeps me out too much.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Okay, I was going to drop in a scene from Hitchcock's The Birds but that film still creeps me out too much.

 

Tippi Heddren with birds in her hair.  Shudder.

[Gibby]

 

My 90-year-old aunt was just here   She was in Dallas for a week.  Came back and had a blood clot and a heart attack.  Was in the hospital for 4 or 5 days.  Got home yesterday.  Came to visit today.  Plans to go to the lake with her family on Tuesday.

 

D*mn, I wish I'd gotten that part of the family genes.

 

  I just got a clean bill of health. It was kind of a relief. My Doc even called me a freak of nature.