Article: Game Thread: Twins@Cardinals 6/15 7:15PM

[USAFChief]

 

A horse walks into a bar

Bartender says "why the long face"

The horse leaves because it doesn't feel like explaining basic equine biology.

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bwahahahahahah

[USAFChief]

 

Twins turn a single play.

Slow turn from Escobar, zero stretch from Mauer.

[Platoon]

There must be like 15 or 20 Molinas catching! Why don't we have one?

[USAFChief]

 

There must be like 15 or 20 Molinas catching! Why don't we have one?

Hey now...he lost a lot of weight this winter.

[Riverbrian]

If that horse is with Hannah, "why the long face"?

A horse walks into a bar

 

Bartender says "why the long face"

 

The horse doesn't understand English and takes a crap on the floor.

[Squirrel]

Deunsing's in? I'm gonna stop switching back from the Hawk's game.

[Platoon]

I am catching up on TIVO. That was one lousy attempt at a double play. I have seen better footwork at a barn dance at 2 am!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

A horse walks into a bar

And the rider flies off.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Slow turn from Escobar, zero stretch from Mauer.

Details matter, don't they...

[USAFChief]

lets get some runs.

[Jham]

Why didn't he do that in the fourth inning?

[Bark's Lounge]

This will be one of the lamest Rally Avatars I have ever put up. If I don't get 90 "likes" in the next 10 minutes - everyone should be prepared to be Olson Twined.

 

 

[USAFChief]

Even Bert is disgusted with Mauer's weak swings.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Why didn't he do that in the fourth inning?

I was wondering the same thing.

 

I think the only thing that kept his at bat in the 4th inning from being a triple play was there was 1 out.

[Riverbrian]

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Vodka and........................ Ummm...... Tonic.

 

Bartender says "why the long pause"

 

The Bear says "I don't know but I've always had them".

[Jham]

Plouffe would have have been out by a mile if Jay throws home, but discretion is the better part of valor I suppose.

[Platoon]

Suzuki with yet another hit!

[USAFChief]

 

Suzuki with yet another hit!

8 already in June!

 

Seems like less, dont'it?

[Platoon]

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Vodka and........................ Ummm...... Tonic.

Bartender says "why the long pause"

The Bear says "I don't know but I've always had them".

I wish my 4 yr old granddaughter didn't have to go to bed so early! She loves jokes like this!

[Riverbrian]

Jay Cutler walks into a bar... With a toad on his head

 

Bartender looks at the toad and says "what the hell is that"

 

The toad says "I don't know... It started as a pimple on my ass and it just grew"

[Squirrel]

SCORE!!!!!!!

 

Hawks up 2-0!

[USAFChief]

Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a comely young thing.  Starts admiring his watch.  The young lady says, "that's a nice watch."  

 

"yeah, it communicates with me telepathically."

 

"Oh yeah," she says, "what's it telling you?"

 

"It says you're not wearing any panties."

 

She giggles.  "Well, it must be broken...that's not correct."

 

"We'll see," he says.  "it runs about an hour fast."

[Squirrel]

5' left in the 3rd.

 

That was a CBU.

[Jham]

Hey, the old Duensing is back!

[Bark's Lounge]

3 out of 90. What a shame.

 

[Squirrel]

Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a comely young thing.  Starts admiring his watch.  The young lady says, "that's a nice watch."  

 

"yeah, it communicates with me telepathically."

 

"Oh yeah," she says, "what's it telling you?"

 

"It says you're not wearing any panties."

 

She giggles.  "Well, it must be broken...that's not correct."

 

"We'll see," he says.  "it runs about an hour fast."

Really ugh.

[USAFChief]

 

5' left in the 3rd.

That was a CBU.

I thought you weren't switching back.

[Squirrel]

3 out of 90. What a shame.

 

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Really double ugh. I hate that one.

[Squirrel]

I thought you weren't switching back.

I'm not switching back to the Twins game.

[Platoon]

Duensing guarantees another month on the roster?