Game Thread: Twins vs. Royals 6/9/15 7:10 PM

[Gibby]

 

  The Twins are like, scary fun this year.

[Gibby]

 

Dick: "I'm not sure there's anything out there that you'd want to tinker with right now."

 

  That's what she said.

[JB_Iowa]

CBU

 

1-0  KC AFTER 2 COMPLETE

[JB_Iowa]

This one is for Halsey:

 

Mike Berardino ‏@MikeBerardino  · 3m3 minutes ago 
Plouffe flies to left. Slump deepens to 1 for 30 (.033).

[Halsey Hall]

1 for 30!  I could do almost that good and for 10% of the cost. 

[gocgo]

No hitter going for Young...just saying.

[JB_Iowa]

KC being too aggressive on the bases?

[JB_Iowa]

Now, PLEASE get May some run support.  This is getting ridiculous.

[Gibby]

 

  I bet Dozier can hit a pitch in the 80's

[JB_Iowa]

Well, at least you gave it a ride, Torii.

[Gibby]

 

Well, at least you gave it a ride, Torii.

 

 Too bad they didn't have a short stop back there.

[JB_Iowa]

CBU after 4 complete

 

KC 1

TC 0

[USAFChief]

Mauer gets an 87 MHP cookie on 3-1 and misses it.  Gets another on 3-2 and taps it on 10 hops to second base.

 

His bat is really, really slow these days.

[Bark's Lounge]

Something needs to be done. The Twins will fail if Mauer and Plouffe keep on stinking up the joint at the plate.

 

This calls for a Voodoo Priest. The intensity in his eyes will reclaim both players hitting prowess... along with the sacrifice of an animal or two or six.

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

And for good measure, Consider the Flag Raised. Now, let's proceed in burning the ****ing Royals to the ground. No mercy.

 

[JB_Iowa]

Is it pretty still at TF tonight - no breeze to speak of?

 

Seems like balls are just hanging up in the OF.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Too bad we sent down Danny Santana. We could really use his bat tonight.

[JB_Iowa]

CBU after 5 complete

KC 1
TC 0

[USAFChief]

 Chris Young has a no-hitter through 5?

 

Inconcievable.

[JB_Iowa]

Did Polanco get promoted to the Twins or to the Red Wings?

[JB_Iowa]

Assuming its to the Twins, after all, Santana is at ROC.

 

Not official but rumors all over Twitter.

[JB_Iowa]

AARON HICKS TO KURT SUZUKI!!!

 

BAM!  GOT HIM!

[formerly33]

And HICKS nabs the runner at home!!

[stringer bell]

OK, bottom of the order needs to get the rally started.

[SydneyTwinsFan]

Good job May, hung in well there tonight.

[Gibby]

 

  Is Fien going to be effective, or is he just going to look snotty?

[USAFChief]

They didn't bring you back up to take that swing on 2-0, Vargas.

 

At least I hope not.

[DaveW]

Two no hitters on the same night, sweet

[Gibby]

Twins Baseball!

[Gibby]

 

 

  Best case scenario...Young pisses Torii off.