Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/22 @ 7:10pm CT

[formerly33]

I'm glad I didn't head over to SouthSideSox and allow them to troll me, btw.

[formerly33]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Squirrel]

Poop.

[mnsportsgeek]

Go bullpen.

[Squirrel]

Go bullpen.

rah

[spinowner]

Aaah, time to unwind after a long drive to the cold and windy city. But dang it, 4-pitch walks are bad news. Hope we can scratch one out in the 9th

[blairpaul715]

Awww Shucks!!!!

[stringer bell]

Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

[formerly33]

I don't care what happens to the Sox if we win, but this is what happens if we lose:

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

gouda?

[twinsnorth49]

Now he gets the k.....****!

[blairpaul715]

Again Hughes was only at 89!!!!!!! Unless he asked out, and i cant think he did, no reason not to be in their for the 8th inning.

[blairpaul715]

1 hit in 7 innings, time for the bats to come back alive!!!!!!

[twinsnorth49]

So Hughes left the game........because??

[Jerr]

Big bats up ......  SCORE

2 down.....

SCORE!!!

[twinsnorth49]

Touche.

 

A quick google search tells me people suspect he has the "Yips", otherwise known as Knoblauch Syndrome. Weird.

Seriously? That's bizarre.

[twinsnorth49]

Cmon Trevor!

[Riverbrian]

 

I actually considered doing a 1 word game thread, but decided against it since 3,000 words with no spaces would get a little tricky to decipher.

 

About a month ago... I was driving home and rolling by my wife's parents place on the way. They live about an hour away. Anyway... My wife wanted me to stop and pick up an old photo that she needed... You know since I was rolling through... that way nobody had to make an hour trip just to pick up the photo. 

 

So I'm driving along... Just being me. 

 

and I totally forget to stop... Not only did I forget...  I didn't recall for the entire hour on the drive home. 

 

So... I was completely unprepared when I walked in the door and my wife immediately asked me.

 

Did you get the picture? 

 

You get that immediate OMG... I really screwed up feeling when she jogs your memory like that. 

 

So... I paused and said... No... Umm... No I didn't... would you settle for a thousand words. 

 

To finish the story... She didn't think my thousand words joke was funny at all. 

[Jerr]

                     

[mnsportsgeek]

What a terrible game to watch.

[formerly33]

 .  .  .  .

[twinsnorth49]

About a month ago... I was driving home and rolling by my wife's parents place on the way. They live about an hour away. Anyway... My wife wanted me to stop and pick up an old photo that she needed... You know since I was rolling through... that way nobody had to make an hour trip just to pick up the photo.

 

So I'm driving along... Just being me.

 

and I totally forget to stop... Not only did I forget... I didn't recall for the entire hour on the drive home.

 

So... I was completely unprepared when I walked in the door and my wife immediately asked me.

 

Did you get the picture?

 

You get that immediate OMG... I really screwed up feeling when she jogs your memory like that.

 

So... I paused and said... No... Umm... No I didn't... would you settle for a thousand words.

 

To finish the story... She didn't think my thousand words joke was funny at all.

Zzzzzz........sorry, did you say something?

[formerly33]

 

About a month ago... I was driving home and rolling by my wife's parents place on the way. They live about an hour away. Anyway... My wife wanted me to stop and pick up an old photo that she needed... You know since I was rolling through... that way nobody had to make an hour trip just to pick up the photo. 

 

So I'm driving along... Just being me. 

 

and I totally forget to stop... Not only did I forget...  I didn't recall for the entire hour on the drive home. 

 

So... I was completely unprepared when I walked in the door and my wife immediately asked me.

 

Did you get the picture? 

 

You get that immediate OMG... I really screwed up feeling when she jogs your memory like that. 

 

So... I paused and said... No... Umm... No I didn't... would you settle for a thousand words. 

 

To finish the story... She didn't think my thousand words joke was funny at all. 

So. You don't want a thousand words. Well, I promise I'll give you a real short one the next time. And maybe even the next time.

[Bark's Lounge]

Well, they were bound to lose a game again. Shake it off, and let's get em' tomorrow.

[twinsnorth49]

Well, I had a feeling 1 hit in 8 innings wasn't going to quite cut it

 

Wasted outing by Hughes, he should have stayed in imo. Good to see him pitch well though.

 

Bullpen, Grrr.

[Riverbrian]

 

So. You don't want a thousand words. Well, I promise I'll give you a real short one the next time. And maybe even the next time.

 

LOL... Story was unrelated... I just thought of it.

 

You type whatever you want to type. That's the Spirit of the Game Thread open. 

[twinsnorth49]

So. You don't want a thousand words. Well, I promise I'll give you a real short one the next time. And maybe even the next time.

Next time??

[formerly33]

 

Next time??

Oh, you took me out of June, did you? I had this bad feeling about you getting the job from Chief.

[twinsnorth49]

Oh, you took me out of June, did you? I had this bad feeling about you getting the job from Chief.

 

There's a new Sheriff in town..........well, at least until Tuesday.

 

 

Don't tell Chief I said that, K?

 

 

I didn't move anyone around, I have no idea what's going on.

[David HK]

So that happened.  Hats off to Samardzija.  But come on.  4 pitches to the fearsome David Beckham.  Sheesh.   Well, at least there's rugby on soon.