Article: Game Thread Twins@Pirates 5/19 6:05PM

[USAFChief]

 

Haw haw haw---  caught Pirates feed-  whoever's the color man is crying- 'we've gotta stop scoring only one at a time.  If we keep scoring one, we'll come up a run short!'  Must have been a math major, I guess.  I nearly got a snot bubble over that one.

Pennsylvania math?

[Platoon]

Yeah, they are closed at 8 Mon thru Thurs. 10, on Fri Sat.

When did that start. I owned off sale in MN. 10 every night closed Sunday. Open at 8 am.

[Gibby]

 

Boyer is now a legitimate contender for my All-Star Good Looking Team.

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2NVmSKQ_W0w/0.jpg

 

  Way better hair than Dozier.

[USAFChief]

Sure glad Robinson's back.

[Gibby]

 

When did that start. I owned off sale in MN. 10 every night closed Sunday. Open at 8 am.

 

  Yeah, I know of 3 places that are like that, and I cant remember why they were Grandfathered in.

[Riverbrian]

 

When did that start. I owned off sale in MN. 10 every night closed Sunday. Open at 8 am.

 

Why do they call it Off-Sale?

 

Is there something suspicious about the pricing? 

[Gibby]

 

 This page is giving me fits.

[Platoon]

Why do they call it Off-Sale?

 

Is there something suspicious about the pricing?

 

Frankly I have no idea, on sale is bars, off sale is bottle shops, if you have both you are on/off sale.

[formerly33]

 

  Way better hair than Dozier.

Don't let me hear you slander my Dozier again. Ever.

 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wjon.com/files/2015/05/Minnesota-Twins-Dozier-Santana1.jpg

[David HK]

Man, even some of those outs are loud.  

 

[Gibby]

 

  Boyer has replaced Capps as my favorite Twin, all time.

[Platoon]

I predict no one will ever score a run in the 8th or 9th inning again against the Twins. There should be a league rule: if the Twins lead after 7, the game is declared over. It will cut the avg time of MLB games, and make the new commish look good!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Now I'm thinking about Led Zeppelin

 

Led Zeppelin I

 

"Well I can't quit you baby.. but I got to put you down for a little while".

i went Brokeback Mountain with that quote

[Gibby]

 

When did that start. I owned off sale in MN. 10 every night closed Sunday. Open at 8 am.

 

  Were you in the cities?

[Riverbrian]

 

Frankly I have no idea, on sale is bars, off sale is bottle shops, if you have both you are on/off sale.

 

Makes sense... Usually you have to drink pretty heavy to be that conflicted.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Why do they call it Off-Sale?

 

Is there something suspicious about the pricing? 

 

Is this a serious question?

[Platoon]

No, as we like to call it "out state mn".

[USAFChief]

 

 This page is giving me fits.

Which senator are you quoting?

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

i went Brokeback Mountain with that quote

 

You could talk about bible study and I'm going Zeppelin somehow. 

[Platoon]

Roy just said Kennys needed to go down and get straightened out? That's the same thing the judge said to me just before sentencing!

[Gibby]

 

Makes sense... Usually you have to drink pretty heavy to be that conflicted.

 

  I remember Al's on 44th and Excelsior. It was on/off sale. I left here in 85, walked in to Al's in 94, the bartender looked up, and said, Gibby! long time.

Edited May 20, 2015 by Gibby

[Riverbrian]

 

Is this a serious question?

 

Considering that I'm the one asking... The Odds are against that... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However... in this case... I've never known why it's called off sale. 

[Gibby]

 

Which senator are you quoting?

 

   You made me choke on my wife's beer.

[USAFChief]

Alright Perk, do your work.

[Riverbrian]

 

Which senator are you quoting?

 

Post of the night

[Gibby]

 

  More gratuitous bragging, sorry. Just found out the kid made the roster for the world gran prix. They play the tournament all over the world, but the finals are in Omaha, so I get to see her in her USA uni on Amercan soil for the first time.

[stringer bell]

Perk can't make it too easy.

[formerly33]

The only time I ever liked the Pirates was when they valued Morneau more than we did. That, and when we beat them.

 

BALLGAME!!

 

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[stringer bell]

 

 

Perk can't make it too easy.

Easy enough.

[Gibby]

 

  Chicken dinnah.