Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/7 @ 12:10 pm CT

[Hrbowski]

Just missed a home run, nearly called it.

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

Whoops - not Kennys' best work there.

[James]

I think I announced that over an hour ago.

Whoops. That's what happens when you skip to the end of the game thread. You end up missing good stuff like this.

[Hrbowski]

Hey, I have a question for y'all, is my new signature distracting?

[Mill1634]

 

Hey, I have a question for y'all, is my new signature distracting?

No      

[Hrbowski]

School is done for the day!!!!!!!!!!! And Boyer is celebrating with a K!

[Danchat]

I'm sorry if I have to say it again, but why the heck is Blaine Boyer our setup pitcher?! Is he the best guy behind Fien?

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

country brea(K)fast!

[James]

Hey, I have a question for y'all, is my new signature distracting?

I'm assuming you'd like a non-sarcastic response to this?

[Hrbowski]

 

I'm assuming you'd like a non-sarcastic response to this?

I don't care.

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

 

I'm sorry if I have to say it again, but why the heck is Blaine Boyer our setup pitcher?! Is he the best guy behind Fien?

you'd prefer... Duensing? Graham? Pressley? I'm not seeing a compelling case for anyone in the current pen to pitch the 8th (unless Perk can go 2 innings).

[James]

I don't care.

Meh. It doesn't matter. Nobody looks at those things anyway.

[Hrbowski]

 

I'm sorry if I have to say it again, but why the heck is Blaine Boyer our setup pitcher?! Is he the best guy behind Fien?

 

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/469744744-aaron-thompson-of-the-minnesota-twins-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QYLlD2xPXwKQFqJB7vtusSTvHGN%2FpZmg6QaRyCYif7iEJ%2F7T8kaZ%2B7cLt0Z163e5Yw%3D%3Dhttp://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/470154464-blaine-boyer-of-the-minnesota-twins-delivers-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QXk2RjXjS%2F8rGnu94%2F4oWTMfwODnAK1LyZYR9X3z3GCQpe6NSOD16wh2cOi%2BUm9kAQ%3D%3D

[Circus Boy]

 

Meh. It doesn't matter. Nobody looks at those things anyway.

 

Statistically speaking, about 88.6 percent of all TD posters do notice them at least 26 percent of the time.

[Hrbowski]

The Red Sox have fired Juan Nieves. Twins should find a place for him...

[James]

Statistically speaking, about 88.6 percent of all TD posters do notice them at least 26 percent of the time.

Well done, sir. We'll done.

[Hrbowski]

Perk back out. Don't make things exciting, please.

[formerly33]

 

Hey, I have a question for y'all, is my new signature distracting?

A while ago I changed mine to this:

 

:shoot: 

 

But I decided to change it back again for that reason.

 

I'm sure you did wonderful for the game thread, but I'll read it later and congratulate you properly then since I don't want to miss the end of the game.

[Hrbowski]

OK, Perk. Close it out.

[ashbury]

Well, I've arrived just in time to see Perk get a chance to finish the ninth. Hope you all have brought luck.

[Gibby]

 

I'm sorry if I have to say it again, but why the heck is Blaine Boyer our setup pitcher?! Is he the best guy behind Fien?

 

  I live Boyer, he's my favorite Twin.

[Hrbowski]

1 more...

[ashbury]

Grrr, even for the mlb.tv free game of the day, I am offered only the audio.

[formerly33]

My, my, Bowsk. BRAVO!

 

Where's JB's clapping hands?

 

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

WINNAH

[ashbury]

Winnah!

[JB_Iowa]

 

[Gibby]

Chicken dinnah.

[James]

Winnah!!!

[Hrbowski]

WE WHUPPED THEM!!!!! WE WHUPPED THEM ALL!!!!! YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE MESSING WITH PAUL L. MOLITOR!!!!!!!!!!