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I actually am not anti-Jeter and definitely think he has deserved some of the accolades and has always handled himself pretty well. I just think the media has taken the adulation a bit too far. It makes me wonder if he has given them all gift baskets.

 

(and I am a little bitter his retirement tour and media frenzy is coming close to eclipsing when they found out my career was winding down).

Yep... Turned on the TV this Morning... Flipped on CNN and it was all bombing Syria and I watched and watched... Finally... I said... Ok... I think I get it and I turned over to ESPN and it was all Derek Jeter and I watched and watched and finally I said... I think I get it... And I flipped back to CNN and it was still ISIS and Syria and Lone Wolfs... Experts all over the place... And I flipped back to ESPN and it was still. Derek Jeter... Experts all over the place. Eventually... I just turned on... Sesame Street... And wouldn't you know it... Big Bird was talking about about bombing Derek Jeter.
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Exactly... Nonsense makes the world go round.

That helps explain why things have gone so wrong  - I thought it was Nunsense makes the world go round.  I would have done some thing so differently .....http://chicagotheaterbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Nunsense4.jpg

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That helps explain why things have gone so wrong - I thought it was Nunsense makes the world go round. I would have done some thing so differently .....http://chicagotheaterbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Nunsense4.jpg

I used to date only Nuns... It was a hard Habit to get into... Let me tell you.

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I used to date only Nuns... It was a hard Habit to get into... Let me tell you.

I would have thought It a difficult habit to get into?

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The Royals are up on the White Sox!!!

They have been since the 1st inning. And the score is still the same since then, too.

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They have been since the 1st inning. And the score is still the same since then, too.

The Royals probably don't mind if it stays that way all game. Any rain in the forecast?

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The Royals probably don't mind if it stays that way all game. Any rain in the forecast?

Nope. It's somewhat summery here today and tomorrow should hit 80. Not my ideal 85, but it'll do.

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Nope. It's somewhat summery here today and tomorrow should hit 80. Not my ideal 85, but it'll do.

85?

 

I'm gonna ask for a breeze at 85.

 

Give me 72

 

I'll save the extra 13 degrees and donate it to Lapland.

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Game-time forecast: Clear. Winds blowing in from left field at 1-5 m.p.h. Temperature around 65.

 

TWINS:

SP, Swarzak

 

Santana SS

Dozier 2B

Mauer 1B

Vargas DH

Arcia RF

Suzuki C

Herrmann LF

Hicks CF

Escobar 3B

 

DETROIT:

SP, Porcello

 

Kinsler 2B

Hunter RF

Cabrera 1B

Martinez (Victor) DH

Martinez (J.D.) LF

Castellanos 3B

Avila C

Romine SS

Davis CF

 

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Brian thinking countdown:  THREE.

 

Also, cheers to you and here's to your next 10k posts!   :)

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Thank You... As promised... Only controversial thoughts for the next 10,000 posts.

 

Things to Think About:

 

1. Copyright Infringement --  I was gonna start my own television show... But because of my body shape... The Teletubbies threatened me with Copyright Infringement. 

 

2. The Universe -- So this guy tells me that there are billions of stars in the Universe and when I question that... He tells me it's true and he knows and I should trust him. I then told him not to sit down on that bench because the paint was wet. He then touches it... he doesn't believe me but I'm supposed to believe his crazy theory.

 

3. Yoko Ono -- When Beatles Rock Band came out... Our Family bought it... Why not?... We had all the rock band equipment that comes with the game. Turns out it had a virus. If you play it too long... Yoko Ono comes over and breaks up the band.

 

4. Prisons -- The News had a story about the proliferation of Prison Riots. Saying something must be done with our Prison System. I was trying to think of a solution... If only... there was a place where you could send these rioting people... To keep them away from the others.

 

5. Pirates in the Indian Ocean -- September 19th was International Talk like a pirate day. I didn't participate because I didn't have the time to learn the Somali language.

 

You must have forgotten that Aaargh is the international greeting for pirates. A Aargh here and a Aaargh there, and a parrot on your shoulder and you could have faked your way thru the whole day.. That said I have always wondered if the Somalians are really pirates? I watched the Tom Hanks movie, and there was not one parrot, wooden leg, or eye patch in the whole movie!

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You must have forgotten that Aaargh is the international greeting for pirates. A Aargh here and a Aaargh there, and a parrot on your shoulder and you could have faked your way thru the whole day.. That said I have always wondered if the Somalians are really pirates? I watched the Tom Hanks movie, and there was not one parrot, wooden leg, or eye patch in the whole movie!

If you only had one eye... Would you want a parrot with a pointy beak on your shoulder. It was probably the parrot who took out the first eye.

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But what if you were Father Guido Sarducci?

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Father-Guido-Sarducci.jpg

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Easy player to like, Paulie. Good player, too.

I was at a Sox-Twins game with my bro here in Chicago, back when Thome was on the Twins. And my bro starts talking to this Sox fan and they were commenting on the running speeds of Thome and Konerko, and someone asks who they thought would win a running race, and the Sox fan said something to the effect 'It would take a week but Thome would leave Konerko in the dust.'

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But what if you were Father Guido Sarducci?

If I was Father Guido Sarducci... Let me think about that....

 

Ok... For starters... My Family would be wondering where I got that accent while growing up in Northern Minnesota,

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I actually loved the weather at ModCon, especially at Sunday's game.

If you like summer, that is summer. I wish it were like that everyday - although I should have used some sunscreen. No biggie, I was George Hamilton for a week.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ljd-FkX3aAM/TGv5rZJAhCI/AAAAAAAAAKE/Dhhu-iDAyYw/s1600/gs_george_hamilton_081125_g2.jpg

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