Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 7/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[ashbury]

My mind is not as sharp as it used to be (and it was never really overly-sharp to begin with) - I forgot Valencia was now with the Royals.

 

Is it still bitter to say, "hey, I forgot you were even still in the majors," when he gets an RBI late in a 10-2 game?

[Squirrel]

Are those leaves painted on or did they blow in from the balcony?

 

Heh ... a friend of mine actually suggested I use real leaves and decoupage them on. I might be interested in trying fun craft projects from time to time .... but no way was I going to decoupage real leaves onto my walls.

[gil4]

Center field, left field, first base... what position can this man not play?

 

 

That sounds like a good start to the list...

[ashbury]

Alright... Back from the Diamond... What I miss...

 

Poo jokes.

[Riverbrian]

Heh ... a friend of mine actually suggested I use real leaves and decoupage them on. I might be interested in trying fun craft projects from time to time .... but no way was I going to decoupage real leaves onto my walls.

 

I can't remember the last time I decoupaged!!!

[Riverbrian]

Poo jokes.

 

Damn... I love those.

[ashbury]

That sounds like a good start to the list...

 

Yes. We would also have accepted, "center field". Carol Merrill will present you with the Home Version of the game on your way out.

[Bark's Lounge]

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I thinks it's the Tapioca that is gonna present a problem.

[snepp]

Thanks for the Mauer info. He has been playing better lately and it will be a shame if this is serious.

 

Do we schedule TJ now, or later?

 

 

 

/low hanging fruit

[Riverbrian]

I can't remember the last time I decoupaged!!!

 

Wait... Yes I do... Three weeks ago... I accidentally glued my forehead to a freshly painted table while getting a whiff of the paint.

 

That counts... I'm a decoupager.

[D. Hocking]

Heh ... a friend of mine actually suggested I use real leaves and decoupage them on. I might be interested in trying fun craft projects from time to time .... but no way was I going to decoupage real leaves onto my walls.

 

Am I the only one who had to Google the definition of "decoupage"?

 

Nice job with the painting.

[ashbury]

Damn... I love those.

 

What's Brown and says Oh Bother?

 

Winnie the Poo.

[glunn]

I can't remember the last time I decoupaged!!!

 

I think that you need 3 people to do that.

[gil4]

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I have to agree with Bark - tapioca is bad. It's definitely the 60-day day-to-day list.

[ashbury]

Am I the only one who had to Google the definition of "decoupage"?

 

Nice job with the painting.

 

I did. There must be a dirty word that sounds like it.

[Riverbrian]

What's Brown and says Oh Bother?

 

Winnie the Poo.

 

"You have to give me time to guess". - Mitch Hedberg

 

May he rest in peace

[Riverbrian]

I think that you need 3 people to do that.

 

I need 3 people for a lot of things.

[glunn]

Nice win, and a fun game thread.

[ashbury]

Mitch Hedberg

 

May he rest in peace

 

He gave me some of the best laughs of my life, watching my kids enjoy him.

[ashbury]

"You have to give me time to guess".

 

OK. What's Blue and says Oh Bother?

[Riverbrian]

He gave me some of the best laughs of my life, watching my kids enjoy him.

 

I met him once... He could barely see three feet in front of his face... He was so wasted.

 

I said Hello to him and he thought it was funny and laughed and laughed. So I started laughing because he was laughing and soon everyone was laughing until we were crying and all I said was Hello... Pleasure to meet you.

 

Comic genius tho.

[Riverbrian]

OK. What's Blue and says Oh Bother?

 

Winnie the Blue

[Bark's Lounge]

Mitch Hedberg

 

The BEST!!!

[LaBombo]

I think that you need 3 people to do that.

 

Maybe the right three people...

 

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[gil4]

Yes. We would also have accepted, "center field". Carol Merrill will present you with the Home Version of the game on your way out.

 

Hey, I saw him play CF and he looked pretty good. As long as we continue to make deals with the opposition to only hit routine stuff his way when he's out there we should be OK.

[Riverbrian]

The BEST!!!

 

Rice is great if you want to eat 2,000 of something.

 

That is genius

[LaBombo]

Am I the only one who had to Google the definition of "decoupage"?

 

No. Other TD posters enjoy your privilege of not being constantly being stalked by death...

[Bark's Lounge]

"You have to give me time to guess". - Mitch Hedberg

 

May he rest in peace

 

He graduated from the same high school I graduated from. He was about 8 years older than me, but my good friend's brothers went to school with him. He was funny then also and from our neighborhood.

 

There is not so much pride I take from where I grew up, but Hedberg was about as funny as it gets from my perspective.

 

What has it been - about 9 years since he has passed? I remember that being a sullen day. There are many great comedians, but I do not think any of them has bestowed upon me the laughter and greatness that was Mitch Hedberg.

[LaBombo]

My wife is done destroying my kitchen, and now wants to walk the dog.

 

Never forget that you are a lucky man, and to duck when it is appropriate...

 

[Bark's Lounge]

Rice is great if you want to eat 2,000 of something.

 

That is genius

 

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.