Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 7/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[snepp]

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

 

Well, it is Taco Tuesdays at Taco Johns.

 

 

 

I partook.

[ashbury]

Yeah, this is definitely the most I've laughed in a game thread.

 

TD. Come for the culture. Stay for the decorative painting in the bathroom.

[ashbury]

Well, it is Taco Tuesdays at Taco Johns.

 

 

 

I partook.

 

This thread may have set a new record for WHIP factor.

 

/ Woefully High Ish Percentage

[Richie the Rally Goat]

With Morales lumbering to third, was anyone else picturing the Gibby/LaBombo posts?

[Guest USAFChief]

Carnac: "Taco Johns."

 

Ed: //quietly// "...taco...johns..."

 

//long pause with knowing looks and random giggles from the audience//

 

Carnac: "Where must you visit after "partooking" in Taco Tuesdays?"

[Richie the Rally Goat]

carnac: "taco johns."

 

ed: //quietly// "...taco...johns..."

 

//long pause with knowing looks and random giggles from the audience//

 

carnac: "where must you visit after "partooking" in taco tuesdays?"

heyoh!

[snepp]

Stay for the decorative painting in the bathroom.

 

I, for one, am a big fan of earth tones.

[Gibby]

I, for one, am a big fan of earth tones.

 

Can I interest you in something in ecru?

[glunn]

Mauer is injured?

[Squirrel]

Pretend you're back playing "Twister" at a jr high jama party.

 

heh ... now that brings back a memory ...

[ashbury]

Carnac: "Taco Johns."

 

Ed: //quietly// "...taco...johns..."

 

//long pause with knowing looks and random giggles from the audience//

 

Carnac: "Where must you visit after "partooking" in Taco Tuesdays?"

 

 

May a crazed Sonoran scorpion make its nest in your drawer of marital aids.

[Guest USAFChief]

heh ... now that brings back a memory ...

I knew it would. We're of the same era, y'know.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Mauer is injured?

Strained oblique on a stand up double in the 6th (I think)

[Bark's Lounge]

Mauer is injured?

 

Yeah, oblique strain or something of that nature. Day to day.

[Gibby]

Mauer is injured?

 

Yes he had to move his body and tweaked and oblique.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Strained oblique you say?

[ashbury]

heh ... now that brings back a memory ...

 

Considering the context in which Chief offered the metaphor, I'm not sure we want to hear where this one.... goes.

[D. Hocking]

My mind is not as sharp as it used to be (and it was never really overly-sharp to begin with) - I forgot Valencia was now with the Royals.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

My mind is not as sharp as it used to be (and it was never really overly-sharp to begin with) - I forgot Valencia was now with the Royals.

Me too

[glunn]

Thanks for the Mauer info. He has been playing better lately and it will be a shame if this is serious.

[Gibby]

My wife is done destroying my kitchen, and now wants to walk the dog. Thanks for the double entendre Chitown. You guys are hilarious.

[ashbury]

Yeah' date=' oblique strain or something of that nature. Day to day.[/quote']

 

15-day, or 60-day, Day To Day List?

[glunn]

My wife is done destroying my kitchen, and now wants to walk the dog. Thanks for the double entendre Chitown. You guys are hilarious.

 

We are in our fifth week without a kitchen due to remodeling. I suggested last week that maybe we never needed a kitchen at all. I am still in the doghouse for that one, but loving the takeout food.

[Bark's Lounge]

15-day, or 60-day, Day To Day List?

 

Come to my Baseball Anonymous group and we can figure that out.

[Squirrel]

I, for one, am a big fan of earth tones.

 

Well ... it's sort of earthy ... (not in the way I'm sure you were meaning) ...

 

lol ... the top photo is upside down ... and the 2nd photo is sideways

[ashbury]

Strained oblique on a stand up double in the 6th (I think)

 

[Riverbrian]

Alright... Back from the Diamond... What I miss... The Twins must be swinging it pretty good.

[glunn]

Well ... it's sort of earthy ... (not in the way I'm sure you were meaning) ...[ATTACH=CONFIG]8078[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]8079[/ATTACH]

 

lol ... the top photo is upside down ... and the 2nd photo is sideways

 

Are those leaves painted on or did they blow in from the balcony?

[Bark's Lounge]

Well ... it's sort of earthy ... (not in the way I'm sure you were meaning) ...[ATTACH=CONFIG]8078[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]8079[/ATTACH]

 

lol ... the top photo is upside down ... and the 2nd photo is sideways

 

I think it's kind of Smurfy with a European sensibility.

[Riverbrian]

Well ... it's sort of earthy ... (not in the way I'm sure you were meaning) ...[ATTACH=CONFIG]8078[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]8079[/ATTACH]

 

lol ... the top photo is upside down ... and the 2nd photo is sideways

 

If we had a wall like that... My wife would make me rake it.