Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 6/16 @ 6:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

Oh, thank you ... and here I thought I was just tired from driving a combined 1000 miles yesterday and today.

 

Thats why you got to divide it up in little segments... Stop and smell the roses. Admire the monuments of the human spirit.

 

See 60 canoes on a pole... The Giant Soup Can.

[Riverbrian]

We gotta solve Rubby now...

 

That's the first time I've ever typed the above sentence.

[Squirrel]

Thats why you got to divide it up in little segments... Stop and smell the roses. Admire the monuments of the human spirit.

 

See 60 canoes on a pole... The Giant Soup Can.

 

Hey ... I saw a yard full of toilets being used as flower planters! And horses at a rest stop! And received a text welcoming me to Canada just as I was taking a picture of a port-o-potty at an overlook on Lake Champlain. I'd say that was smelling flowers, so to speak.

[ashbury]

See 60 canoes on a pole... The Giant Soup Can.

 

Not all on the same day I hope. Gotta pace yourself. You don't go to Disneyworld and Universal the same day either.

[Riverbrian]

• Seth Stohs ‏@SethTweets 7m
  Five shutout, one-hit innings for Trevor May tonight. No walks. 5 strikeouts. He's up to 64 pitches so way he starts for Twins on Thursday.
  

 

He may be here soon enough.

[Riverbrian]

I've never been sold on Drew as a defensive shortstop but he comes in on a ball as good as anybody.

[Squirrel]

But I just didn't have any time to meander. If I had two weeks off in a row, then yes, I could have hit all the spots you pointed out to me. But I just didn't have time to meander and get to Vermont to see my niece graduate, and get home in time to go to work tomorrow morning.

[ashbury]

We gotta solve Rubby now...

 

That's the first time anyone has ever typed the above sentence.

 

ftfy

[howeda7]

Sad to say, but Santana can't go back to CF soon enough.

[Circus Boy]

Thats why you got to divide it up in little segments... Stop and smell the roses. Admire the monuments of the human spirit.

 

See 60 canoes on a pole... The Giant Soup Can.

 

Don't forget the World's Biggest Male Pheasant in Huron, S.D. (We don't call it a male pheasant.)

[Riverbrian]

Hey ... I saw a yard full of toilets being used as flower planters! And horses at a rest stop! And received a text welcoming me to Canada just as I was taking a picture of a port-o-potty at an overlook on Lake Champlain. I'd say that was smelling flowers, so to speak.

 

It is... Without question. I savor every moment like that on my road trips... I love road trips... I don't want to go to Epcot... I want to see the building made out of pants.

[Riverbrian]

Don't forget the World's Biggest Male Pheasant in Huron, S.D. (We don't call it a male pheasant.)

 

I've seen it... Stayed at the hotel behind it. No hot water but I still loved it.

[Circus Boy]

Hey ... I saw a yard full of toilets being used as flower planters!

 

Are you sure they were planters?

[Brandon]

I guess Minnesota getting a hit is out of the question.

[Circus Boy]

I've seen it... Stayed at the hotel behind it. No hot water but I still loved it.

 

Yeah, it's always deer camp at our motels. High livin'.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

• Seth Stohs ‏@SethTweets 37m
  Trevor May with 3 perfect innings so far tonight for Rochester. 26/34 pitches for strikes.
  
  • Seth Stohs ‏@SethTweets 34m
    Trevor May gave up a leadoff double to Mookie Betts to lead off the 4th inning.
    
    • After the Betts double, May struck out Shane Victorino, got a line out by Will Middlebrooks and a flyout to end the inning.
      

     

     

     

     

   

   

   

   

 

 

Sounds like there's more happening in that game than this game.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I guess Minnesota getting a hit is out of the question.

 

Nah, that's the easy way to score...

[ashbury]

Don't forget the World's Biggest Male Pheasant in Huron, S.D. (We don't call it a male pheasant.)

 

[Riverbrian]

Not all on the same day I hope. Gotta pace yourself. You don't go to Disneyworld and Universal the same day either.

 

LOL... You and I need to road trip and experience one of my plans. You'll never forget it.

 

You get down with real people. You feel the heartbeat of a nation.

[Brandon]

There's a place in Amarillo where there is a Cadillac buried half in the ground every year. and in Kansas along I-35 someone painted their entire Silo as a Coors Beer can.

[Riverbrian]

But I just didn't have any time to meander. If I had two weeks off in a row, then yes, I could have hit all the spots you pointed out to me. But I just didn't have time to meander and get to Vermont to see my niece graduate, and get home in time to go to work tomorrow morning.

 

Yeah I know... But.. That's how life goes whizzing by.

[Gibby]

It is... Without question. I savor every moment like that on my road trips... I love road trips... I don't want to go to Epcot... I want to see the building made out of pants.

 

The Mitchell Corn Palace is the acme of my travels.

[ashbury]

LOL... You and I need to road trip and experience one of my plans. You'll never forget it.

 

You get down with real people. You feel the heartbeat of a nation.

 

Ever broken into Notre Dame's football stadium off-season? Or slid into second base at Toledo Mudhens' ballpark when the team is on the road? I do road trips, yeah.

[JB_Iowa]

The Mitchell Corn Palace is the acme of my travels.

 

Or the nadir

[ashbury]

The Mitchell Corn Palace was the acne of my travels one time, too.

[Riverbrian]

There's a place in Amarillo where there is a Cadillac buried half in the ground every year. and in Kansas along I-35 someone painted their entire Silo as a Coors Beer can.

 

This... This... This... Fine examples of the triumph of human spirit!!!

[howeda7]

Corriea reverting to Corriea form. We'll be lucky to get out of this down 3-0

[JB_Iowa]

South Dakota has a new lake on I-29 south of Sioux Falls.

[Riverbrian]

Ever broken into Notre Dame's football stadium off-season? Or slid into second base at Toledo Mudhens' ballpark when the team is on the road? I do road trips, yeah.

 

No I have not and it's sincerely a hole in my life.

[Riverbrian]

South Dakota has a new lake on I-29 south of Sioux Falls.

 

When they stock it with Walleye... The people will come.