Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[Guest USAFChief]

Phew. The outfield SS made the catch.

Which one?

[stringer bell]

We'd better not have anybody on base when Papi comes up.

[LaBombo]

Oy, if only we hadn't gotten rid of Ortiz.

Guessing the reaction in the dugout and FO suite wasn't all in Yiddish...

[Gibby]

Nothing's really off topic in here, give it a shot.

 

Yeah, we have debated everything from hottest Gilligan's Island girl, to grossest thing you ever pulled from an undergarment.

[Guest USAFChief]

If they're gonna get one run every time Ortiz comes up, we better tack on a run or two just to be on the safe side.

[JB_Iowa]

We better hope that nobody manages to get on ahead of him.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah, we have debated everything from hottest Gilligan's Island girl, to grossest thing you ever pulled from an undergarment.

Depending on who you ask, the answer's the same...Lovey Howell.

[Squirrel]

Yeah, we have debated everything from hottest Gilligan's Island girl, to grossest thing you ever pulled from an undergarment.

Yeah, and since these were already discussed, let's not revisit them. Batter up!

[Riverbrian]

Brian Dozier has the lowest batting average in the lineup tonight, at this moment in time. Who had that in the pool 2 weeks ago?

 

3 weeks ago

[Gibby]

Yeah, and since these were already discussed, let's not revisit them. Batter up!

 

Um.

[JB_Iowa]

Question: Do people actually watch hockey?

[Gibby]

Question: Do people actually watch hockey?

 

I do. Nothing better than playoff hockey.

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, and since these were already discussed, let's not revisit them. Batter up!

 

We are all female tonight... The Professor for sure!

[Squirrel]

Question: Do people actually watch hockey?

Yes. I'm sure TN is watching the hawks-wild game instead of the Twins. But he's probably the only one.

[Riverbrian]

Question: Do people actually watch hockey?

 

Last time I didn't watch hockey... I got hit with puck.

 

I learned good.

[LaBombo]

Depending on who you ask, the answer's the same...Lovey Howell.

You gotta admit, the woman knew how to pack for a three hour tour...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Lovey_Howell.jpg

[Squirrel]

Last time I didn't watch hockey... I got hit with puck.

 

I learned good.

This actually explains a lot.

[JB_Iowa]

Last time I didn't watch hockey... I got hit with puck.

 

I learned good.

 

Those virtual reality TV screens are a b*tch.

[Gibby]

Yes. I'm sure TN is watching the hawks-wild game instead of the Twins. But he's probably the only one.

 

I'm watching the Wild. A Stanley Cup in Minnesota would be freaking amazing.

[twinsnorth49]

We should trade for this Ortiz guy.

 

Unfortunately they don't need a SS.

[twinsnorth49]

Question: Do people actually watch hockey?

 

Insert what animal of choice does in the woods joke here....

[Squirrel]

I'm watching the Wild. A Stanley Cup in Minnesota would be freaking amazing.

It'd be more amazing in Chicago.

[snepp]

Unfortunately they don't need a SS.

 

How about a centerfielder instead?

[twinsnorth49]

Yes. I'm sure TN is watching the hawks-wild game instead of the Twins. But he's probably the only one.

 

The split screen is one of the greatest inventions in modern history.

[twinsnorth49]

How about a centerfielder instead?

 

know any?

[Intramural Legend]

Unfortunately they don't need a SS.

 

but can their SS play CF?

[Gibby]

It'd be more amazing in Chicago.

 

I could have signed with Chicago when I was still in high school. Like an idiot. I decided to go to college and play football.

[twinsnorth49]

Chicago 1-0

 

Cooke boarding penalty

 

Pretty much following the script.

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm posting this so others can use it at appropriate times.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Insert what animal of choice does in the woods joke here....

 

Octopus?

 

I give up... What does an octopus do in the woods?

 

All that said, i'll probably switch over once the Twins game is over, hoping it is still a game at that point. So far i haven't been disappointed. Baseball give more chances to grab a bite.