Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 4/3 1:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

the white sox scorer needs to have his children taken away by mlb.

ftfy.

[slash129]

Got the lead and Quintana's PC is mounting ... Sox getting Escobarred ... I'll take it

[Gibby]

How'd you like to have this as your NY Times epitaph?:

 

That is brutal. I was born in 61, but was still cognizant enough of the Mets futility to realize how remarkable it was when they won the World Series in 69.

[Fatt Crapps]

WGN producer: "Ok, maybe we should take the camera off the crazy lady."

[B Richard]

Hughes has shown flashes of the guy we want him to be

[Guest USAFChief]

If I'm Quintana... I am pissed.

Two walks, and a terrible 0-2 pitch to Cola...you should be mostly pissed at yourself.

[D. Hocking]

There is nothing worse than listening to Hawk, other than when the Sox blow it, then it's fantastic.

 

There is part of me that will miss Hawk when he retires. The likes of him may be never seen (heard) from again...

 

[Gibby]

Hughes has shown flashes of the guy we want him to be

 

Rearrange that sentence, and it will probably be closer to what we see.

[Tibs]

Good inning by Hughes

[Riverbrian]

How'd you like to have this as your NY Times epitaph?:

 

My Epitaph:

 

I told you I was sick!!!

[Riverbrian]

How'd you like to have this as your NY Times epitaph?:

 

Chief's Epitaph:

 

"Only the Good Die Young... I lived to 107"

[B Richard]

Rearrange that sentence, and it will probably be closer to what we see.

 

Hughes has shown the guy we want him to be flashes.

 

Errr wait... that's not quite right.

Or legal...

[Guest USAFChief]

Rearrange that sentence, and it will probably be closer to what we see.

What we see rearrange, and probably closer sentence that will and it be.

 

Nope, that doesn't do it for me.

[Gibby]

My Epitaph:

 

I told you I was sick!!!

 

Mine: Wrecked em?...

[Riverbrian]

Two walks, and a terrible 0-2 pitch to Cola...you should be mostly pissed at yourself.

 

If he was... He'd be at the mall with an weapon tomorrow.

[Tibs]

What in the heck is Arcia doing?

[Gibby]

If he was... He'd be at the mall with an weapon tomorrow.

 

I think that's spelled Anne.

[jokin]

Nice to know the Twins aren't the only ones who can play a laughable inning in the field.

 

Due up for the Sox: Howard, Fine, and Howard.

 

I flipped away from this comedy of errors for a hot minute, hoping for a quality upgrade from the Rochester/Buffalo opening day action. Nope. Scott Diamond has already been knocked out after just 2 innings, giving up 5 runs and 6 hits. And Santana recorded his first error (I guess AAA official scorers haven't gotten the memo yet about them being outlawed). Mastro drove in 2 runs. After 3, Bisons 5, Red Wings 2.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'd cover my face if I was Escobar, too.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice play Pluffsie, and maximum style points to boot!

[Gibby]

Yeah Bert, former Yankee Hughs, is nervous making his Twins debut.

[Guest USAFChief]

Chief's Epitaph:

 

"Only the Good Die Young... I lived to 107"

Can't be true. Either that or I'm living on borrowed time.

[Guest USAFChief]

I flipped away from this comedy of errors for hot minute, hoping for a quality upgrade from the Rochester/Buffalo opening day action. Nope. Scott Diamond has already been knocked out after just 2 innings, giving up 5 runs and 6 hits. And Santana recorded his first error. Mastro drove in 2 runs. After 3, Bisons 5, Red Wings 2.

See? We DO have more SP depth this year.

[Riverbrian]

Nice play Pluffsie, and maximum style points to boot!

 

I was watching a little Nats/Mets and I missed it... Do I owe him an apology?

[Intramural Legend]

Is Gamecast off, or does this Ump really have a tight / inconsistent strike zone today?

[LaBombo]

Framing fail.

[Guest USAFChief]

Do I owe him an apology?

2.25 years from now, possibly.

[Reider]

That was a strike out! Pinto had it right.

[Guest USAFChief]

Is Gamecast off, or does this Ump really have a tight / inconsistent strike zone today?

Yes.

[Riverbrian]

Is Gamecast off, or does this Ump really have a tight / inconsistent strike zone today?

 

He does... Both sides could complain.