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  1. USAFChief
    Some guy watching the whole thing prolly went out and got a patent on something he called a "jacuzzi" and ended up rich.
  2. USAFChief
    JHC, Dozier. It costs nothing to run hard.
  3. USAFChief
    It can't be said enough...never. do. math. in. public.
  4. USAFChief
    So we just had a pest control company come to our house and do a search. We've been in our house for 13 years, and just had this feeling we might have a "guest." We were right...the technician told us he found a pterodactyl living in the bathroom. We had no idea he was in there. The guy said probably because of the silent P.
  5. USAFChief
    You don't know him, but I'm going with "stat."
  6. USAFChief
    Bubbly ass water. I thought this was going to end up another RB childhood tale, this one centered around bath time.
  7. USAFChief
    I'd have went with "concur," but I like yours better.
  8. USAFChief
    I'd say you have that exactly backwards. It's velocity that eventually dooms all ballplayers, whether that be when they step up from coach pitch to little league, from college to pro, or as a MLB player's career winds down. It's not that hard to hit breaking stuff, once you learn to recognize it. Having the hand-eye coordination to handle velocity isn't something that can just be learned, you either are born with it, or you drop out of baseball at some point. He has handled breaking pitches just fine in Korea, we'll see if he can consistently catch up to the additional velocity he's going to see in the big leagues, without having to cheat. To me, it looks like he's going to be just fine, but if he fails, it'll be velocity, not breaking balls that dooms him, IMO.
  9. USAFChief
    I see no reason not to put a DH in the lineup. If Milwaukee wants to play without one, let em.
  10. USAFChief
    Hughes blows
  11. USAFChief
    Don't forget to factor in the superdelegates.
  12. USAFChief
    Game called on account o' "that ones pretty tough to top."
  13. USAFChief
    That's when Sano blasts his second one of the night...this one into orbit. Y'know...one that "brings rain."
  14. USAFChief
    "I've decided that my Thought #1 is going to be my lineup from now on out." Idiot! Moroon! He's got (insert name here) batting in the (insert lineup spot here) instead of in the (insert lineup spot one away from previous choice here)! No wonder this team can't score any runs!! My GOD, what is this man THINKING??!1!!? He changes the lineup WAY TOO OFTEN, how are these guys supposed to get comfortable // He NEVER changes the lineup, he's on AUTOPILOT for god's sake! (note: pick one of your choosing) Note to RB: If you're going to play manager and post lineups, I just wanted to help you get the full experience. You're welcome.
  15. USAFChief
    I really enjoy these. Thanks!
  16. USAFChief
    Enjoying the peppermint schnapps tonight, Chi?
  17. USAFChief
    It's where you leave the shift lever when you're done driving.
  18. USAFChief
    Winnah. /yawn
  19. USAFChief
    GET! HIM!! OOUUUUUTTTT@ //channeling Chitown//
  20. USAFChief
    I'm guessing either of those end the same way.
  21. USAFChief
    Is this a trick question?
  22. USAFChief
    Ha ha ha. He already blew any chance he had when she found out he was a Twins fan.
  23. USAFChief
    I'm out of likes. Jeebus. Just shoot me now.
  24. USAFChief
    scooped by spinowner. Jeebus. Just shoot me now.
  25. USAFChief
    Whew. He didn't, so phone and TV saved.
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