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  1. USAFChief
    Embarrassing effort all the way around last night. From kicking the ball around, to lackadaisical half hearted ABs, to Dozier jogging out of the box on a ground ball to short, to sloppy infield play where (once again) nobody seems to know what the heck they're supposed to do, to the appearance of a team mailing it in. Sad to see. Much of it is on the players themselves, but it's also another reason Molitor should be replaced. That was not a MLB team on the field last night.
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  3. USAFChief
    This has been perhaps the most dismal effort by the Twins this year. Sleepwalking. Molitor needs to go.
  4. USAFChief
    Are you asking Grossman? Cause he has no idea, he never saw it.
  5. USAFChief
    LOL at Grossman.
  6. USAFChief
    Speaking of the Tanque Verde Swap Meet, I was there last weekend and saw one of those fancy, flat screen TVs for sale for only $30. I asked the guy what was the deal, and he said it works, but the volume is stuck on high. I thought for a minute and then decided "Well, I can't turn that down."
  7. USAFChief
    It's like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?
  8. USAFChief
    Gee, I wonder if he's done.
  9. USAFChief
    King: How many volunteers for the death squad? Squire: 384, my liege. King: Round them up. Squire. 400, my liege.
  10. USAFChief
    Well do you know the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing?
  11. USAFChief
    ANOTHER incident here in Tucson today. I was walking through the mall after work, and I saw this guy run into the Apple store and run back out with a couple phones. The cops got him though, and then came back to get my name, address and cell number. They told me the county DA would be in touch, to let me know the trial date. They need me to be an iWitness.
  12. USAFChief
    They're shocked...SHOCKED...to discover the pitching isn't up to snuff.
  13. USAFChief
    And speaking of game thread intro's //ba-dum-tschh// we are in need of volunteers for the following dates: 8/4 TEX 8/6 TEX 8/8 MIL 8/12 @DET 8/13 @DET 8/17 CLE 8/26 @TOR 8/30 CWS 8/31 CWS Do the right thing...PM me and Chitown.
  14. USAFChief
    Something like a game thread intro, then?
  15. USAFChief
    Sort of a sad day here in Tucson. We have something called the "Tanque Verde Swap Meet" that is open every weekend, a sort of giant ongoing yard sale. There's even been a small circus there for years, made up mostly of part time, semi-amateur locals. They've had to shut down one of the main acts, the "human cannonball." The guy who got shot out of the cannon had reached the age where he just wasn't able to do it anymore, and they can't find a replacement. ... ... Seems it's hard to find a man of that caliber.
  16. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  17. USAFChief
    Aks him.
  18. USAFChief
    I was just wondering the same thing. Again.
  19. USAFChief
    With good reason.
  20. USAFChief
    Incorrect. It's Lacey Underall.
  21. USAFChief
    without using google, can you tell us who that is?
  22. USAFChief
    l'chaim!
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  24. USAFChief
    That's a fair read, too. "They ****** up."
  25. USAFChief
    That seems to me the most plausible explanation. If so, discouraging.
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