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Game Thread Twins vs Astros "later" 5/12/2022 ad
USAFChief replied to sampleSizeOfOne's topic in Archived Game Threads
He had a WICKED changeup, too. -
Game Thread Twins vs Astros "later" 5/12/2022 ad
USAFChief replied to sampleSizeOfOne's topic in Archived Game Threads
Pffft. Young whippersnappers and their gol' danged long hair music! -
I believe "the list of things I can't do any more" is my bigger concern these days.
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I believe the plural of bass is bass.
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Rookie mistake.
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If it's "a few seconds," neither of us are doing this ninja thing very well any more.
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Once in a while every putter needs a good talking to. Occasionally even to be windmilled into the next fairway. They get uppity otherwise.
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Air Force humor! Well, you know what they say...come to a baseball game (thread) and you might just see something you've never seen before!
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The hair blowing back in the wind makes the video, but HAS to be CGI, no?
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It wasn't pleasant listening on the radio, either, even if Gladden's tone grew rather humorous as the inning progressed.
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Turtles are not known for the speed at which they travel from point A to point B.
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Feel sorry for Stashak?? It's the major leagues. He's paid to pitch. Get somebody out, FFS. How many pitchers you want Baldelli to run through today?
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Kyle Tucker is what we were hoping Kirilloff would turn into. Uffda
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Well to be fair the guy has been in the game since around 8 last night.
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He's spelling it wrong.
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In a weird coincidence, that was my exact strategy in my younger, unmarried days.
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Ahem...
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"Motor oil's motor oil." Who remembers that commercial? It's still a stock phrase used regularly in Chief/Mrs Chief conversations.
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FTFY
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Hey!
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Well, I mean, yeah, the Twins look outclassed, but "shouldn't be out there?" That seems extreme.
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There's an A side??
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Well that lead didn't last long.
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There's not a lot of options right now, but I sure hope the idea for the lineup wasn't "Urquidy's reverse splits." Reverse splits are almost always false. The few times they aren't false, they're fake.
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I'm pretty done with Urshela.
