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  1. USAFChief
    2024?
  2. USAFChief
    Those soft liners hit right at you, chest high are tough.
  3. USAFChief
    Fun fact; in the offseason, Strahm plays lead guitar and sings backup for a Boston cover band. "More than a feeeeeeeeelinnnnggggg...." ... thus the hair.
  4. USAFChief
    Garlick! You had ONE job!!
  5. USAFChief
    Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger are discussing a new action movie, based on classical composers. "I'll be Mozart," says Van Damme "I'll be Beethoven," says Stallone. "Nope. Not gonna say it," says Schwarzenegger.
  6. USAFChief
    Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position.
  7. USAFChief
    My Coen Brothers movie quotes.
  8. USAFChief
    In fact, just reading the game thread probably means everyone here should stay home from work. Better safe than sorry, I say.
  9. USAFChief
    Who?
  10. USAFChief
    "I thought you might be worried about the security of your sh--." *That's 2 bonus points now.
  11. USAFChief
    Oh, and Happy Easter to all who so celebrate. May your ham, lamb, or Spam be perfectly prepared and served promptly among friends and fam. Mrs Chief and I will be having a smoked chicken, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and candied baby carrots. Hoping the chicken dinner can serve as a celebration of a Twins victory as well as Easter dinner.
  12. USAFChief
    There's a lot of space between those two outcomes. You're pretty easy to please.
  13. USAFChief
    Sonny Gray to the 10 day IL, Stashak activated.
  14. USAFChief
    Buxton? "Mama says he's bona fide." *1
  15. USAFChief
    Dear Abby, dear Abby Well I never thought That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees Signed just married Just married just married You have no complaint You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't So listen up buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood Signed dear Abby (Courtesy the late great John Prine)
  16. USAFChief
    God let's hope not.
  17. USAFChief
    Oh. I didn't see that.
  18. USAFChief
    There's soft tissue in the knee?
  19. USAFChief
    I guess I'm confused. If there's no structural damage, why would he need a week off?
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  21. USAFChief
    Not at all impressed with Winder so far this young season.
  22. USAFChief
    Do it, people.
  23. USAFChief
    Shouldn't ambiguous have more than one meaning?
  24. USAFChief
    The suspense is killing me, You can't what?
  25. USAFChief
    Possibly, maybe, can't rule it out, non-zero chance, potentially.
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