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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    Chicago can cancel the post game presser.
  2. USAFChief
    I think every pizza can be a "personal pizza," if you just believe in yourself strongly enough.
  3. USAFChief
    No, sorry. My jokes can't be topped.
  4. USAFChief
    I think the cholesterol narrows the veins, slowing down the blood flow, allowing more of teh alcohol to be absorbed into the brain, making my drinking more efficient.
  5. USAFChief
    What's the difference between my jokes and pizza?
  6. USAFChief
    I would toss up something about pizza, but I don't do cheesy jokes.
  7. USAFChief
    yes.
  8. USAFChief
    That's the point...he wasn't "locked up."
  9. USAFChief
    http://www.arcade-museum.com/images/118/118124211079.jpg Our new cleanup hitter. Really takes a hack at those watermelons.
  10. USAFChief
    nitpic: "one of the nine best players in the system" isn't actually the correct measurement. He only plays 1B/DH, so "the best 1st baseman and/or DH" is the comparison, IMO. And at least against LH pitching, I'm not sure that's the case.
  11. USAFChief
    Looks like a strike to me. In any case, doesn't matter. Drive in the run. That's what you were sent up there to do. He also took a FB that split the plate for strike 2. Swing the bat.
  12. USAFChief
    Nope. Not absurd. At least not to the people actually involved.
  13. USAFChief
    Off topic, but I simply can't let this go. Do you really not see the difference in spontaneous joy, generated by honest emotion, and Jose Bautista's calculated, all about showing up the other team, joyless middle finger of a bat flip? Because most of the world, including every ball player, can spot the difference immediately.
  14. USAFChief
    I hope he gives a lot of us the finger many times over the next couple years. But I expect to be disappointed.
  15. USAFChief
    And we'll see you, tomorrow night afternoon!
  16. USAFChief
    Nothing. Routine win.
  17. USAFChief
    bilateral?
  18. USAFChief
    confidence building win, turned into demoralizing loss-in-the-making, turned into glorious win! baseball!!
  19. USAFChief
    winnah!!!1!
  20. USAFChief
    where do we send the checks?
  21. USAFChief
    I got nothin'
  22. USAFChief
    Can we still get out of this inning tied?
  23. USAFChief
    Nick Nelson: "told ya."
  24. USAFChief
    Seems like we have possible not made the most efficient of infield play this inning.
  25. USAFChief
    phrasing.
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