USAFChief
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Dick practically begged for a Taylor bunt. Lol
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Kep's got this.
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Am i?
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Mine:
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Would'a been handy to get that 4th run in.
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Winner
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In my four years at Willmar Junior College I used to get the "fried" chicken with mashed potatoes and corn, just for the little brownie. To this day it's the best brownie I've ever had.
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Ok that's on you now.
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One of those things leaves a bad taste in your mouth, often causes gastrointestinal distress, and ultimately isn't good for you. The other is made by Swansons.
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Jose "Ponce" DeLeon has some intrigue as a reliever.
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Exactly.
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"Pat"
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Boy, Ash wasn't kidding about dinner break, was he?
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ZZ Top?
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Anna 1, Anna 2
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So close. But no.
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What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters?
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Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Correa's last AB, I think. Edit: Correa's last assist, now that I think of it. Maybe thay last top half inning.
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You went with an off brand?
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Taking longer and longer to find the false teeth?
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For Jocko: are you watching the TV broadcast? Dick and Justin made some interesting comments about Correa's bounced throw from 2nd the other day.
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Maybe he meant "Lorax."
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