Little known fact...this "Topa" guy that we'll probably see tonight, is an imposter. He's a fake Topa. The real Topa was a double agent secretly working for the CIA and the KGB. His code name was "Topa-Gigio", or "The Mouse". The fake Topa took his place and became a journeyman relief pitcher. No one knows the whereabouts of the real Topa...and until today, no one knew where the hell the fake one was either.