Just a suggestion. After seeing Falvey foraging on the DFA fields this year and the quality (sic) obtained, why not propose to Pohlad that Twinsdaily.com will sacrifice a member from readership.
Cash goes to the website. Every member names are placed in a hat (https://www.random.org), and Seth picks the winner.
Previous experience is not an issue. Church league softball, tavern team hardball, college ball. If none of those exist, Little League stats will do; sandlot if LL was skipped.
If the member selected is DFA'd, Pohlad must sell the team by All-Star game.