Game Thread: A's@Twins 9/10 7:10PM

[James]

Are we 100% sure of that?

I sure hope so.

[Riverbrian]

Your eyes are amazing... They are as blue as the toilet water at home.

 

And finally... "See my friend over there... He wants to know if you think I'm cute"?

 

or

 

I'm not trying to impress you... But... I am The real Batman!!!

[James]

And finally... "See my friend over there... He wants to know if you think I'm cute"?

 

or

 

I'm not trying to impress you... But... I am The real Batman!!!

Sorry RB, you've done better than those two.

[ashbury]

ntto

 

Which one? There's two (probably).

[Riverbrian]

Oh my...Bert just referred to his "pink balls". Good thing they were talking about golf...

 

Umm... Mine are Blue

[ashbury]

Umm... Mine are Blue

 

Redundant. You already told us you are married.

[James]

Umm... Mine are Blue

I'm not touching that one.

[ashbury]

Sean Doolittle did little. Har har har har.

[Riverbrian]

Sorry RB, you've done better than those two.

 

I know... But what really matters is... Do they work on the ladies... I've been outta the game for awhile.

[Squirrel]

woohoo!

[glunn]

Nice win!

[LaBombo]

At a bar having fun or in detox.

Why not both? Give credit where it's due!

 

btw, who is Buck 91?

[IdahoPilgrim]

Darn! That's going to hurt our draft chances for next year!

[ashbury]

Wow, nice efficient outing for Perk. Even on a bad team a solid closer is a nice luxury to have.

[Squirrel]

Why not both? Give credit where it's due!

 

btw, who is Buck 91?

buckninetyone

[Riverbrian]

Redundant. You already told us you are married.

 

I'm confused... Blue Titleist... What are you talking about?

[James]

That'll do Perk... That'll do.

[Squirrel]

buckninetyone

 

Poster here ... the name is referencing Laudner's batting average

[Bark's Lounge]

Umm... Mine are Blue

 

I hear there is a video of Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter that will cure you of this affliction if you watch it.

[ashbury]

I know... But what really matters is... Do they work on the ladies... I've been outta the game for awhile.

 

I'm sure it's working on Bark, so at least you've got a fallback.

[IdahoPilgrim]

 

btw, who is Buckninetyone?

 

That's a very interesting question. Who is anyone? Are we just biomechanical organisms, or is there something inside us that transcends the sum of our parts?

[Guest USAFChief]

Fun game thread tonight. Thanks all!

[ashbury]

I'm confused... Blue Titleist...

 

The brand of choice.

[ashbury]

That's a very interesting question. Who is anyone? Are we just biomechanical organisms, or is there something inside us that transcends the sum of our parts?

 

Put that up as an article, and guess how many posts before someone blames Gardy, Ryan or the Pohlads, OR the people who blame them.

 

/ i'll suggest an over-under of 3, and will take the under

[Bark's Lounge]

I'm sure it's working on Bark, so at least you've got a fallback.

 

Why do you love me so hard AJ?

[ashbury]

Why do you love me so hard AJ?

 

 

[video=youtube;iDXt8-8olyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXt8-8olyk

 

(Edit: You know what is disturbing? Accidentally get about 4 copies of the above video going at once, all a few seconds out of sync with each other. Yeesh.)

[Bark's Lounge]

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[video=youtube;iDXt8-8olyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXt8-8olyk

Me Love You Long Time.

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