Game Thread: A's@Twins 9/10 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

Hehehe ... to be honest ... a little tipsy. Went out for drinks after work.

I hate when that happens. That's why I found it useful to go out for drinks before work.

[James]

Rally killer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k:p

You say you're kidding... but I know deep down inside you really blame me.

[ashbury]

Hey game thread crew. Finally back home from class. I see everyone has done a good job with lots of posts.

 

[glunn]

Hehehe ... to be honest ... a little tipsy. Went out for drinks after work.

 

Be careful what you say here. There are some who might take advantage of a situation.

[James]

Hehehe ... to be honest ... a little tipsy. Went out for drinks after work.

 

Be careful what you say here. There are some who might take advantage of a situation.

 

Hey there. You come here often?

[Bark's Lounge]

For Barks sake... You best not.

answer that... I mean.

 

No worries, it's public information. I have an inny.

[Riverbrian]

Hey Brian! When did you get back? We missed you!

 

PS: +1

 

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins.

Wife: You have a football game to do tonight.

Me: It's Thursday

Wife: It says Valparaiso on the schedule...Thursday.

Me: Believe me... Valparaiso ain't football.

Wife: You better Go... kickoff is in 30 Minutes.

Me: OK.

 

(Next Night)

 

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: I was gonna sit down and watch the Twins.

Wife: We have that prayer service tonight.

Me: Why do they schedule them at night when the Twins are on?

Wife: I don't know... They just do.

Me: When my time comes... No prayer service... Just chuck me in the river and tells folks that I left you and you don't know where I went.

Wife: That exactly what I had already planned to do.

[ashbury]

Be careful what you say here. There are some who might take advantage of a situation.

 

What Happens In Game Thread... Stays In Game Thread.

[glunn]

This commercial cracks me up --

 

[video=youtube;sYuK9jE52ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuK9jE52ig

[ashbury]

Hey there. You come here often?

 

/ can I watch?

[Riverbrian]

I hate when that happens. That's why I found it useful to go out for drinks before work.

 

Or... During Work!!!

[Guest USAFChief]

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[ashbury]

This commercial cracks me up --

 

Some very appealing phones there.

[James]

/ can I watch?

Only if you act as the camera man.

[Riverbrian]

Hey there. You come here often?

 

I like... Hello... I'm new in town... Can you tell me how to get to your place?

[diehardtwinsfan]

By definition... It means the Twins are not going to play worse.

 

Is that even possible?

[James]

I like... Hello... I'm new in town... Can you tell me how to get to your place?

Don't worry. I live in a van. I can come to you.

[diehardtwinsfan]

OK... I'm getting a smartphone... I really like the Samsung Galaxy... But I have an IPad and Apps that can be shared on the iPhone.

 

Is there any reason... To get the Galaxy?

 

 

Because it's better? Because google will steal less of your personal information than Apple?

[Guest USAFChief]

I like... Hello... I'm new in town... Can you tell me how to get to your place?

"Didn't we...uh...you know...at Woodstock?"

[Riverbrian]

Is that even possible?

 

Thats why it was an easy statement for Gardy to make.

[IdahoPilgrim]

OK... I'm getting a smartphone... I really like the Samsung Galaxy... But I have an IPad and Apps that can be shared on the iPhone.

 

Is there any reason... To get the Galaxy?

 

Well, you can share music just by touching the phone with other people who have S3s, so if we just happen to run into each other by chance (on a planet of 7 billion people), you can get my playlist.

[Squirrel]

What Happens In Game Thread... Stays In Game Thread.

[Riverbrian]

Because it's better? Because google will steal less of your personal information than Apple?

 

Thats the kinda definitive guidance I was looking for.

[James]

Because it's better? Because google will steal less of your personal information than Apple?

I had a debate between the galaxy and the HTC One. I went with the HTC and couldn't be happier. But I've been an Android guy for a long time.

[IdahoPilgrim]

This looks like a good phone

http://icdn6.digitaltrends.com/image/url-424-300x300.jpg

 

I've been looking carefully and I can't see what model phone she is holding. Can you enlarge the picture at all?

[Bark's Lounge]

This commercial cracks me up --

 

[video=youtube;sYuK9jE52ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuK9jE52ig

 

I guess the moral of the story is she should have used Tampax. How unfortunate... I mourn her loss.

 

What's next Glunn.... Snuff films?

[ashbury]

Carnac: Smart phone.

Ed: Smart phone. Do you prefer EyePhones or Ford Galaxies, or some other brand?

Carnac: You make my turban hurt. May the fleas of a thousand cellphone contracts infest your earbuds.

Ed: My apologies. Would you be so kind as to read the contents of the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: What do you call a device that hangs up automatically when it sees Ed McMahon is calling?

[Riverbrian]

"Didn't we...uh...you know...at Woodstock?"

 

Excuse me... Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Guest USAFChief]

Carnac: Smart phone.

Ed: Smart phone. Do you prefer EyePhones or Ford Galaxies, or some other brand?

Carnac: You make my turban hurt. May the fleas of a thousand cellphone contracts infest your earbuds.

Ed: My apologies. Would you be so kind as to read the contents of the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: What do you call a device that hangs up automatically when it sees Ed McMahon is calling?

We need a "meh" button.

[ashbury]

Well, you can share music just by touching the phone with other people who have S3s, so if we just happen to run into each other by chance (on a planet of 7 billion people), you can get my playlist.

 

Sounds like a good way to catch a virus.