Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

[Bark's Lounge]

Same pedi too?

Unfortunately no, I need to work on that.

[Riverbrian]

Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.

 

Thats a Good Point... You could use ChiTownVikesFan

[Squirrel]

Have you been to Vegas before? If not, then there may be some helpful tips you should know, such as never use your real name.

No, first time

[glunn]

Yes CTTF. Tell them you are "glunn".

 

That one's never been used, so it should work fine. Best to use a different name each time you go.

[Squirrel]

Is that you at the Pool or in the Shower?

Um, hmm, post shower

[ashbury]

No, first time

 

Be sure to tell them that. They'll be gentle.

[Riverbrian]

The First time is always a special moment in a girls life.

 

We should all be giving her advice right now.

 

1. Don't use your real name.

2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!!

 

whose got 3 4 and 5?

[Bark's Lounge]

I have gone days in Vegas without placing a bet. I prefer the living art museum and the buffets.

 

When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"

 

Either one is a good choice, but only one can be exclusively had in Las Vegas.

[glunn]

The First time is always a special moment in a girls life.

 

We should all be giving her advice right now.

 

1. Don't use your real name.

2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!!

 

I can personally attest to #2.

 

3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.

[ashbury]

When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"

 

National sex addiction hotline (877-259-5634), my brother.

[ashbury]

3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.

 

Any good SABR member will tell you to be wary of Small Sample Size.

[Squirrel]

Be sure to tell them that. They'll be gentle.

Do I have to? What would happen if I said I've been here many times?

[ashbury]

Do I have to? What would happen if I said I've been here many times?

 

Pretty much the same. I lied about them ever being gentle about extracting money from your wallet.

[glunn]

When using the term "Living Art Museum". Do you mean "people watching" or are you referring to the "Erotic Heritage Museum?"

 

Either one is a good choice' date=' but only one can be exclusively had in Las Vegas.[/quote']

 

No people watching in Vegas?

 

The Erotic Heritage Museum

3275 Industrial Road

Las Vegas, NV 89109

(702) 369-6442

[Riverbrian]

Pretty much the same. I lied about them ever being gentle about extracting money from your wallet.

 

National Honesty Hotline 867-5309

[ashbury]

National Honesty Hotline 867-5309

 

Touché, Jenny.

 

/ CTTF: notice this is French

[Bark's Lounge]

No people watching in Vegas?

 

The Erotic Heritage Museum

3275 Industrial Road

Las Vegas, NV 89109

(702) 369-6442

 

Thank goodness. That was the answer I was hoping for.

[Riverbrian]

I can personally attest to #2.

 

3, Sample small potions of what looks good at the buffet then come back later with larger plates for what you like.

 

3. Is a good one. I'm gonna remember that for every buffet.

 

OK

 

4. If you want to get into some of big shows for free... Use the back entrance... Walk in Topless with a real tall funny hat and lots of feathers.

 

5. The Drinks are free for a reason... That doesn't mean you shouldn't drink them.

 

6. At the Blackjack Table... Do not Split Fives!!!

 

7. If you see OJ... Just walk away.

 

8. When playing Roulette... It does no good to argue about what you consider an odd number.

 

9. LIPSTICK

 

Good Night

[Bark's Lounge]

Sample small potions

 

I do this on a regular basis, and on a grand scale. I am not a Wizard or Warlock yet.

[glunn]

3. Is a good one. I'm gonna remember that for every buffet.

 

OK

 

4. If you want to get into some of big shows for free... Use the back entrance... Walk in Topless with a real tall funny hat and lots of feathers.

 

5. The Drinks are free for a reason... That doesn't mean you shouldn't drink them.

 

6. At the Blackjack Table... Do not Split Fives!!!

 

7. If you see OJ... Just walk away.

 

8. When playing Roulette... It does no good to argue about what you consider an odd number.

 

9. LIPSTICK

 

Good Night

 

One of your better nights. You should have your own radio show.

[twinsnorth49]

This is a test ...

 

We'll settle for the sandal shop tonight but expectations have just been raised!

 

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/dancing/smiley.gifOoooh la la

[twinsnorth49]

Ok, that test was for you tn49

 

And don't you think I don't appreciate it, colour me impressed.....same shade as the toes please.

[twinsnorth49]

Is that you at the Pool or in the Shower?

 

Um, hmm, post shower

 

Ahem!.....family show.....oh nevermind, this could get interesting by tomorrow night's game.