Game Thread: Twins vs The Monsters Under the Bed, 7/3 - 7:10pm

[ThePuck]

I like how our announcers simply imply it's all about NY's park that Cano hits so many HR. Until last year, there was not much of a difference from year to year between his home and road HR totals. Not any different than most players. Last year there was a 11 HR difference, but he still had 11 on the road.

 

Research.

[Guest USAFChief]

i like to feel like miss cleo.

TMI, perhaps, but try the plus size Calvin Klein sheer hosiery.

[Riverbrian]

I make every Sunday a "Bacon Sunday" personally. Along with 6 or so other days each week.....

 

Carpet Diem!!!

[glunn]

Wife offering suit-free swimming. Be back later.

[Riverbrian]

Carpet Diem!!!

 

I love auto correct... I'm never gonna correct my auto correct.

[buckninetyone]

TMI, perhaps, but try the plus size Calvin Klein sheer hosiery.

 

lane bryant, mon

[IdahoPilgrim]

Wife offering suit-free swimming. Be back later.

 

Does she know it's 3-2 in the bottom of the 8th?

[Riverbrian]

Wife offering suit-free swimming. Be back later.

 

A lawyers life... Can't go swimming without fear of litigation!!!

[buckninetyone]

this is the time where we take the chair apart and start stabbing rivera with the shards

[Riverbrian]

It's gonna be another curve... I knew it. I wonder if Hicks knew.

[IdahoPilgrim]

No magic tonight.

[Riverbrian]

this is the time where we take the chair apart and start stabbing rivera with the shards

 

Nope... But the chair will be bigger from additional resource.

[Squirrel]

sigh

[Beezer07]

About time the Twins used their best pitcher.

[snepp]

About time the Twins used their best pitcher.

 

Gotta "get some work in."

[ThePuck]

when did we sign Perkins to 'a long term contract' to be our closer? He can be a FA after two more seasons, right? I know there's options for 2016, but still. 3 years is long term, especially when they had control of him regardless for 2013 before he became a FA if they didn't sign him?

[buckninetyone]

this sucks. new game. i'm thinking of a color

[LaBombo]

this is the time where we take the chair apart and start stabbing rivera with the shards

The broken bat retirement present or the deck chair from the infamous passenger ship?

[Squirrel]

Sheesh my mom just tried to change the channel saying 'You don't really want to see the rest of this do you?'

[snepp]

You'd think the Twins would accidentally win one of these close games against the Yankees, right?

[LaBombo]

Hey, a sympathy like! A dying quail that'll look like a screaming liner in the box score tomorrow. Suck it, Like slump!

[Riverbrian]

Sheesh my mom just tried to change the channel saying 'You don't really want to see the rest of this do you?'

 

Try to remember that she fed you and kept you alive.

[buckninetyone]

Sheesh my mom just tried to change the channel saying 'You don't really want to see the rest of this do you?'

 

introduce yourself

[Guest USAFChief]

Well, %*(#()@.

[Riverbrian]

Gibson Tomorrow!!! 1PM Central time.

 

Chief will have to set the alarm clock to wake up in time.

[LaBombo]

A whiff of Mauer indebtedness before the final at bat. Alternate version of Dick's walkup invocation for Mauer: "Wouldn't it be nice if Mauer provided a special victory memory for the many fans here who've helped make all 12 of the solid platinum toilets in Mauer's mansion possible?"

[buckninetyone]

they better have put tacks on that chair

[Guest USAFChief]

Gibson Tomorrow!!! 1PM Central time.

 

Chief will have to set the alarm clock to wake up in time.

 

Thanks for the headsup!

 

Actually, I'll be up slow smoking a brisket. Son (USAF...love that boy) and wife are due in tomorrow for the long weekend. All three kids will be home, actually. My new granddaughter will be here as well. She hates the Yankees. Love that little girl.

[Riverbrian]

solid platinum toilets

 

Are these different than the "not solid platinum toilet".

[buckninetyone]

happy 4th everyone, i guess [picks at butt]