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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 6/27 - 7:10pm


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Good grief. TC Bear isn't available?
"day to day" last I heard.
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Hanging curve alert.

 

Carnac: "Hanging curve."

Ed: Hanging curve. You know, I tried out for my college baseball team long ago.

Carnac: ... but the Towel Boy job was already taken.

Ed: Hey-yo! I'll have you know, I had some skills, back in the day.

Carnac: Too bad it was the team's travel day. Oh, and may the fleas of a thousand corked bats infest your steroid mix.

Ed: Hey-yo! Would you be so kind as to open the envelope?

Carnac: What is Dolly Parton left with, after all these years?

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Whatever happened to "Clean inning Burton"? I miss that guy.

He skipped town along with "#3 starter Diamond."

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Rocky: This looks like real trouble Bullwinkle!!

Bullwinkle: Good... Because I hate that make believe kind.

 

All's well that ends.

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I think Eric Hosmer should be suspended from baseball, or at least made to change his name. Every time I see his name in the play-by-play I do a double take thinking the Royals just got a tater.

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He skipped town along with "#3 starter Diamond."

 

Well, at least they took "destroyed the buffet Worley" with them.

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Narrator: Will Bullwinkle be able to extricate himself?

 

Bullwinkle: I will as soon as I get myself loose.

 

A show ahead of its time.

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Narrator: When we last left our Heroes... They were heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.

 

Rocky: Bullwinkle... We are heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.

 

Bullwinkle: OK... I heard the man.

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A show ahead of its time.

 

I used to watch it as a child just because it was cartoons. I didn't realize until I was adult that it was actually adult humor.

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I used to watch it as a child just because it was cartoons. I didn't realize until I was adult that it was actually adult humor.

pfft. Is just moose and squirrel show.

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I used to watch it as a child just because it was cartoons. I didn't realize until I was adult that it was actually adult humor.

 

Pretty much this

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pfft. Is just moose and squirrel show.

 

Boris: If I drop medal?

Fearless Leader: You get shot!

Boris: If I lose cargo?

Fearless Leader: You get Shot!

Bosis: At least I got a choice.

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Noted Twin Killer Miggy Tejada rears his ugly head.

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All of Frostbite Falls breaths a sigh of relief.

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