Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 6/2 - 1:10pm

[snepp]

Or the "Acme Rocket-Powered-Roller-Skate Co."

 

I tried a pair of those to keep up with my boys on their bikes.

 

 

 

There's no warranty against soiled pants.

[PseudoSABR]

There's no warranty against soiled pants.

Well, that Depends.

[Riverbrian]

Well, that Depends.

 

Ba Dum Tssssh... Here's the pitch... Deep Drive... and that one is out of here... And we'll see ya Tomorrow... umm... Tuesday Night.

[ashbury]

Danny Farquhar.

 

I got nothin', I just like typing that.

 

Farquhar.

 

Between him and Furbush the Mariners must lead the league in guys getting pantsed on the playground after the game.