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Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

Brock Beauchamp

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glunn St Paul Saints

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Let me guess, third out is a ground ball to 2B.

 

A baserunner would be nice.

IdahoPilgrim First Round Pick

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She is sitting in a bathtub with her toe stuck in the drain and she can't get it out. She is stretching as far as she can at an odd angle reaching in vain for her cell phone that is on the bathroom floor just out of her reach.

 

With a big push she reaches the cell phone but in the process she sloshes water from the tub onto the phone rendering it useless...

 

Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

glunn St Paul Saints

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Well, this game was kind of dn pǝssǝɯ. I guess avatar girl has lost her magic.

 

She won four in a row, but her power has a limit.

glunn St Paul Saints

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Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

 

That wins my vote for comment of the night.

ashbury GOAT

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Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

 

Heres the pitch... swung on... Deep drive... That ball is outta here... And well see ya tomorrow night.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like ʞɔnɟ when I write it upside down.

 

And you probably would have gotten away with it. If you didn't point it out.

 

I noticed while robbing the first state bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it.

 

You know Honey... If I simply take the empty beer can and put it back in the ring... You don't notice how much beer I'm drinking.

snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like ʞɔnɟ when I write it upside down.

 

Bypassing the filter is an automagic bannination though.

 

 

See you in Kansas City!

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Well nobody cares because there was no rally caps on!

 

Hey Top Gun. Maybe us TD participants let you down tonight. Maybe we are out of control. Maybe you should lend your voice when you see a crack in the dam. The dam is always in danger. My thought is that you should keep on us - keep us straight - keep us ready for the battle ahead.

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Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

 

Damn, I thought that was a Russian word. Thanks for the heads up.

ashbury GOAT

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And you probably would have gotten away with it. If you didn't point it out.

 

I went back and fixed my post. Now you're stuck with the evidence, and are probably gonna get banned. The perfect crime.

ashbury GOAT

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Bypassing the filter is an automagic bannination though.

 

You guys are the ones perpetuating it when the thread gets frozen.

diehardtwinsfan Minnesota Twins

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Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

 

What font are you using to write upside down?

ashbury GOAT

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I am back and look what I found last night.

 

Your boss popped into this thread, and will be asking you tomorrow why you called in sick today.

snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Your boss popped into this thread, and will be asking you tomorrow why you called in sick today.

 

If I had to attend 6-hour meetings every day I'd call in sick too.

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