Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles - 4/7, 12:35pm

[Guest USAFChief]

Forget the twelve-year-olds, my problem is being a bad influence on the (other) old goats here.

Oddly enough, being a bad influence on Canucks is encouraged. Tough to do, but encouraged.

[GCTF]

Forget the twelve-year-olds, my problem is being a bad influence on the (other) old goats here.

 

I thought it was reasonably clear my post was about Enos Cabell. Played 3B for the Astros 30 years ago.

[Guest USAFChief]

Just to be safe I recommend that everybody envelop their devices in tinfoil.

Ouch. Lots of...sharp edges... when you crinkle that stuff up.

[GCTF]

Meanwhile back at the game...Duensing >> Robertson.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Duensing gets it done.

[Gibby]

so... Tell us about the girls

 

I Have made up my mind to be a sailors wife....

[JeffReboulet]

Well done, Duensing. I had my doubts but happy to be proved wrong.

[Gibby]

Good game in Sheecago.

[Guest USAFChief]

I think the fastball Duensing threw that Davis fouled back was an illustration of the difference between 86 and 92.

[ashbury]

Duensing gets it done.

 

Is this one of those Circle Me Bert slogans on posterboard?

[Gibby]

That was beautiful.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hell of a play by lexi. Hell of a call by the ump.

[Riverbrian]

Real nice play by Casilla... I wish we would have kept him.

 

Just Kidding.

[ashbury]

Real nice play by Casilla... I wish we would have kept him.

 

Just Kidding.

 

Kidding or not, it wasn't his glove that kept him from establishing himself for the good paydays with the Twins.

[Squirrel]

We're amending the forum rules. In game threads, you can only post about the following things:

 

- Twins baseball

- Batting helmets full of cottage cheese

- North Korea

- JJ Hardy's dreamy eyes

- Eddie Gaedel

 

Yes! Sigh!

[Guest USAFChief]

Make it look easy, Jar.

[Riverbrian]

Burton " the athlete"

[Brock Beauchamp]

Burton doing his best Nick Punto impression out there.

[Ultima Ratio]

:pGlad we got the out there, would hate to decide whether that would be an error or not.

[ashbury]

Burton doing his best Nick Punto impression out there.

 

He slid into first to record the out?

[Guest USAFChief]

:pGlad we got the out there, would hate to decide whether that would be an error or not.

Well played sir.

[Guest USAFChief]

Burton really looks tough. Or looks really tough. Either way.

[Riverbrian]

Damn fine pitching... Bring on the ninth.

[snepp]

Burton really looks tough. Or looks really tough. Either way.

 

Or is really tough.

[Guest USAFChief]

Or is really tough.

+1. //adds to post count//

[ashbury]

Catcher's interference? There wasn't anybody on base to distract Teagarden; just a brainfart by him setting up to far up, or what?

[Gibby]

Bert just called him Showalter.

[Riverbrian]

Catcher's interference? There wasn't anybody on base to distract Teagarden; just a brainfart by him setting up to far up, or what?

 

Yeah pretty much... He reached to far.

[Riverbrian]

Perk high and tight

[Guest USAFChief]

Bert just called him Showalter.

Drink!