Hypertheticals -- Season 2

[Pardon My Dinger]

Yeah, that's always been the problem in our relationship. Too much money. 

[Craig Arko]

If it was rubles could I say it was my gift from Putin?

[Vanimal46]

 

If it was rubles could I say it was my gift from Putin?

You could... but you can not answer any follow-up questions. Perhaps your wife will think you are working for Putin if that's the case. 

[Vanimal46]

 

Yeah, that's always been the problem in our relationship. Too much money. 

It could be a problem if you were using the Euros for yourself and your cat only! 

[Squirrel]

Um ... since I'm not married and don't share my financial information with members of my family this would be no problem. But knowing me, I'd procrastinate exchanging it/using it so at the time of my death my nieces and nephews would likely find it in my mattress, with no idea where it came from and why the heck I had so many euros stuffed in my mattress.

[Craig Arko]

You could... but you can not answer any follow-up questions. Perhaps your wife will think you are working for Putin if that's the case.

Pretty sure she already suspects.

[Squirrel]

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?

[jimmer]

 

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?

Hotchner, Gideon and Morgan.

[Craig Arko]

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Frasier and Niles Crane. Gulp.

[ashbury]

A bunch of football players dressed in purple. I think I'll be saved.

[PseudoSABR]

Ted Allen and the contestants and judges from Chopped.  I'm *****.

 

 

(Ask me this just one day earlier.  I get the Stranger Things cast.  Damn.)

[Craig Arko]

Ted Allen and the contestants and judges from Chopped.  I'm *****.

 

 

(Ask me this just one day earlier.  I get the Stranger Things cast.  Damn.)

Yesterday it would have been The Punisher.

[Squirrel]

Ted Allen and the contestants and judges from Chopped. I'm *****.

 

 

(Ask me this just one day earlier. I get the Stranger Things cast. Damn.)

Hey, they have lots of kitchen implements, like knives, boiling water and olive oil. That could be useful.

 

I’m the one who’s ****ed ... not only do I have to admit watching a Hallmark Christmas movie but also have to rely on the cast to rescue me; and they will probably fall in love and marry my captors in the matter of a couple of days while singing Christmas carols and thinking life is wonderful.

[jimmer]

 

Hey, they have lots of kitchen implements, like knives, boiling water and olive oil. That could be useful.

I’m the one who’s ****ed ... not only do I have to admit watching a Hallmark Christmas movie but also have to rely on the cast to rescue me; and they will probably fall in love and marry my captors in the matter of a couple of days while singing Christmas carols and thinking life is wonderful.

Hallmark Christmas movies.  Currently the biggest bane of my existence.

[PseudoSABR]

Just turned to the Princess Bride; I feel good about this posse. 

[Vanimal46]

I'm in good hands with Drew and Jonathan Scott... AKA the Property Brothers! They seem like the kind of guys that could build something to get us out of trouble. And they're big, so that's an advantage. 

 

There was also a fairly annoying family on the episode I watched. The wife broke down crying when Jonathan suggested to cut back on some of her plants outside. We'll have to find a way to ditch them somewhere along the journey. 

[Squirrel]

 

I'm in good hands with Drew and Jonathan Scott... AKA the Property Brothers! They seem like the kind of guys that could build something to get us out of trouble. And they're big, so that's an advantage. 

 

There was also a fairly annoying family on the episode I watched. The wife broke down crying when Jonathan suggested to cut back on some of her plants outside. We'll have to find a way to ditch them somewhere along the journey. 

Right. Throw them in the path and flee.