Game Thread: Twins @ NY Yankees 6/25 12:05 PM CT

[USAFChief]

 

One day, Mauer is just going to go nuts on an umpire.  I want to see him do it just once.

One day, Mauer is just going to actually swing the bat. And drive a ball to right field.  I want to see him do it just once.

 

 

[operation mindcrime]

The God's are with us today!

[LaBombo]

 

Here comes the bullpen to the rescue!

 

CHAAARGE!

 

[USAFChief]

 

Santana served up to many cookies and now takes a rest.  Meanwhile, we've got 2 hits?

Santana actually pitched a decent game today.

 

As for the offense...I got nothin'.

[LaBombo]

 

Another great AB, Mauer.

He's pretty modest, so he might prefer the term 'professional'.

[LaBombo]

Dick:  "The Twins catch a bit of a bad break here, catching the Yankees bullpen between off days on Thursday and Monday".

 

Not pictured:  the even worse luck of 'catching' the Yankees in a year when they have the best 3-2-1 bullpen trio in baseball.

[operation mindcrime]

9 pitches 3 outs ...lol

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

He's pretty modest, so he might prefer the term 'professional'.

lol

[Jerr]

Here comes the bullpen to the rescue!

 

KABOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Dick:  "The Twins catch a bit of a bad break here, catching the Yankees bullpen between off days on Thursday and Monday".

 

Not picture:  the even worse luck of 'catching' the Yankees in a year when they have the best 3-2-1 bullpen trio in baseball.

I know, the schedule makers never do the Twins any favors, right?

[LaBombo]

 

Is that good?

In the immortal words of noted baseball historian and laureate Rob Base:

 

It takes two... to make a thing go right,

 

It takes two... to make it out of sight.

 

 

Hit it.

[LaBombo]

 

 

9 pitches 3 outs ...lol

Twins getting worse. They managed a pop foul in the 3K inning yesterday.

[Jerr]

I got soooo excited after last season....now I sit here listening to this season and figure now, I'll have to wait until AFTER next year to get excited about this Twins team......soooooo sad....it ain't even the All-Star break and that means 2 more Winters......GEEEEEESSSSSHHHHH!

 

I dont' care so much about winning, BUT, geeshhhhhh can't the Twins at least look somewhat professional?????

 

Go   twins........     

[Platoon]

I'm OK with the "every team has at least one All Star" rule.  

 

It's the All Star game, fans of every team, especially kids, should have someone there from the team they follow.

 

I don't give a crap if it means the Yankees or Dodgers get 4 instead of 5, and I don't give a crap if it means some mediocrity having a great year doesn't get to go.

I don't give a crap about you not giving a crap about such crap!

[USAFChief]

How do you make a blond's eyes really sparkle?

[USAFChief]

Nice job Taylor Roe-gheers.

[LaBombo]

 

KABOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

That or OxyClean. If neither of those can remove the stain of Twins relief pitching from your eyeball, nothing will.

 

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I dont' care so much about winning, BUT, geeshhhhhh can't the Twins at least look somewhat professional?????

 

Well, it's tied 1-1 going into the 8th, so today is your lucky day!

[Platoon]

I've been making a few cracks to Mrs Chief about her weight recently.  She's not amused.

 

Sheesh.  "Lighten up a bit" I told her.

The fact that you are still able to use your fingers on the puter, makes me think that your comments to Ms. Chief were either not heard, or not as specific as you say?

[USAFChief]

 

The fact that you are still able to use your fingers on the puter, makes me think that your comments to Ms. Chief were either not heard, or not as specific as you say?

[Jerr]

 

How do you make a blond's eyes really sparkle?

I'm old enough to know that one......

[operation mindcrime]

I'd offer half our 40 man for the Yankees bullpen. Too bad they'd say no thanks!

[LaBombo]

 

I'd offer half our 40 man for the Yankees bullpen. Too bad they'd say no thanks!

If only the penalty for trafficking in human organs weren't so stiff...

[USAFChief]

sigh...

[operation mindcrime]

Right on cue!

[Jerr]

here goes our bullpen...always been positive...gonna try reverse psychology which if you shine a flashlight in my ears (re: that) my eyes will sparkle.................

[hybridbear]

Goodbye Twins! Thanks to Pressly...

[Jerr]

KAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Unbelievable!

[hybridbear]

What's wrong with Escobar????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???