Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/7 @ 6:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

I say we stay with the Red Uni's for awhile.

 

Is everybody with me? 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe being lower in the waiver claim order will benefit us and help us in the long run after having the milk money emptied from the Twins pockets. Instead of a pair of Wal mart level sweat pants I would like a new catcher please. 

 

I want a big scary guy who hits the crap out of the ball. 

[Squirrel]

 

I say we stay with the Red Uni's for awhile.

 

Is everybody with me? 

As long as they wear matching red caps.

[Riverbrian]

Impossible scenario for consideration. 

 

What would happen if Dave Stewart loses his mind and offers to trade Paul Goldschmidt for Mike Pelfrey. 

 

Obviously Terry Ryan would make the deal but here's the question:

 

What would the team do with Mauer in that scenerio? 

[stringer bell]

For you youngsters, Terry Francona has been called Tito for most of his adult life because his dad, also a big leaguer, was known as Tito.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Yes please, anyone that can hit the crap out of the ball, but preferably left handed and not one in the doghouse or is 3 for 84 or something like that.. 

I'm guessing you'd also require that that guy also break bats over his knee?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Impossible scenario for consideration. 

 

What would happen if Dave Stewart loses his mind and offers to trade Paul Goldschmidt for Mike Pelfrey. 

 

Obviously Terry Ryan would make the deal but here's the question:

 

What would the team do with Mauer in that scenerio? 

 

The Twins would simultaneously cut him and put him back at catcher.

 

[notoriousgod71]

Nice "hit". If Dozier makes a normal throw he is out by five feet.

 

 

[Gibby]

 

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As long as they wear matching red caps.

 

...and a nice Coach bag.

[Riverbrian]

 

For you youngsters, Terry Francona has been called Tito for most of his adult life because his dad, also a big leaguer, was known as Tito.

 

Oddly enough... They used to call his Dad Tutti. He was on the facts of life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alright... I apologize for that... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wasn't very good at all. 

[stringer bell]

Another mistake and this could be a game again.

[Squirrel]

 

This getting runners on and then driving them in could be a thing.

Well, yeah … for the other team … 

[Squirrel]

 

 

 

It wasn't very good at all. 

No, it wasn't.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Come on Pelfrey, cripe's sake.

 

Pretend you started the inning with a 6 run lead or something.

[Riverbrian]

 

No Ron Davis wore the red cap, no More throwing in the Dunce cap!!!!!

 

I'm gonna let you and ChiTown debate that. 

 

ChiTown... Jamiedude has announced his position as being against Red Caps. Your position is for Red Caps. If Elected President... Why do you feel that Red Caps would better represent this once proud franchise. 

[Squirrel]

I'm finally going to remodel my kitchen … have only been talking about it for a year … anything for a distraction from baseball

[Squirrel]

ugh. ****. i just can't keep watching these games. ****.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Frickin Frackin ...

[stringer bell]

This could be interesting real quick. Gomes seems to homer every series against the Twins.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Or! Hey! We have a 4 run lead!

[Riverbrian]

I gotta transcript of that Mound Conversation!!!

 

Neil Allen: OK Big Pelf... The scoreboard says 6-2... It was 6-0 when you started the inning. You may want to sink your sinker a little and see if we can get a DP to get out of this. 

 

Big Pelf: I'm taller then you... You are looking down and talking into my belly button. 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

This could be interesting real quick. Gomes seems to homer every series against the Twins.

 

OK String... You are starting to scare me

[stringer bell]

Where is the all caps GET HIM OUT?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

P-Dog Diddley "Pelf-Dog" Diddy, surrenders 4th run of inning, loses out on a quality start.

[stringer bell]

You wouldn't think that bunch of no-names could score 4 in a week.

[JB_Iowa]

Well, he could have just given up the GS.

 

6-4 Twins.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Or! Hey! We have a 4 run lead!

Or! Hey! We had a 4 run lead!

[davidc3915]

I like the red unis. Feels like an attempt at a slump buster.

[stringer bell]

They need to score a lot more than 6.

[Mike Sixel]

Pelfrey is terrible. Why is he in the rotation?