Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals 4/20 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

One Better

[teekz]

EMPTY NET GOAL!!!!

[Riverbrian]

UGHHHHH

[notoriousgod71]

Good job, Schaefer.

[ashbury]

"Schafer sprinting in and... doesn't make the play."

 

As Expected.

[formerly33]

That was a mental error on Dozier's part. He spread out his hands to show that he couldn't find it, and Schafer thought he was calling for it.

[Riverbrian]

Its on Shafer. Unwritten Baseball rule

 

The guy coming in makes the catch and the guy going out gets out of the way. 

[ashbury]

 

One Better

 

For this one song, Turtles > Zimmerman. I recognize that you disagree.

[formerly33]

Obviously the Rally Roger doesn't work unless Bark posts it. You want to know what used to work for me?

 

"It's a beautiful day for baseball."

[Riverbrian]

Actually a lot of songs. 

 

I'm a big Dylan fan... but as a songwriter is where my fandom lies

 

Some of the greatest songs I've ever heard is other people covering Bob Dylan. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Obviously the Rally Roger doesn't work unless Bark posts it. You want to know what used to work for me?

 

"It's a beautiful day for baseball."

 

Why Not... Give it a shot

[formerly33]

 

Obviously the Rally Roger doesn't work unless Bark posts it. You want to know what used to work for me?

 

"It's a beautiful day for baseball."

It worked. :0

[teekz]

At least the Wild won tonight

[Riverbrian]

Another Triple? 

 

LOL

 

Most be a Brazilian Thing.

 

Bikini's  and Triples

[ashbury]

Stauffer gives up a long fly to Right which Torii doesn't get to. Whose Bingo card just got filled up?

[ashbury]

 

And?

 

And? 

All right, against my better judgement. For the ninth:

 

Ew. Ish. Ick. Ew.

[formerly33]

If the Twins won this one, that would be game of the year.

[formerly33]

Wa'll, I guess we'll see ya tomorrow night.

[ashbury]

That went well. G'night all.

[Riverbrian]

Well

 

Doc said I should get to bed earlier

 

So... I've decided to eat in bed

 

good night all

[ashbury]

If the Twins won this one, that would be game of the year.

And this wins some kind of prize for positive thinking. "There must be a pony in this pile somewhere..."

[formerly33]

 

And this wins some kind of prize for positive thinking. "There must be a pony in this pile somewhere..."

Nope, that was sarcastic pessimism.

[ashbury]

 

Nope, that was sarcastic pessimism.

Oh. Well, then the prize I conferred was double-sarcasm and triple-pessimism.

[stringer bell]

Another disappointing day at the ball yard.

[formerly33]

To make things worse, the Miracle lost too and while he didn't get the loss, Westphal threw three wild pitches. *I'm wondering what kind of reliever he'll make (if he makes it). The guy everyone groans about when he comes in?

 

*Let's just assume he won't be starting any Major League games.

[formerly33]

 

Another disappointing day at the ball yard.

Well, to be honest, we're only at 5-8. Could be worse.

And this wins some kind of prize for positive thinking. "There must be a pony in this pile somewhere..."

 

Edited April 21, 2015 by always33

[Platoon]

Its on Shafer. Unwritten Baseball rule

 

The guy coming in makes the catch and the guy going out gets out of the way.

 

. Now you ruined it! It was unwritten for all these years, and now you went and writ it!

[stringer bell]

Here's a glass half-full thought:  Not one starter is hitting up to his career batting average or OPS.  That cannot last.  Nothing makes a team look like it is going through the motions more than them not hitting. 

 

Milone versus Vargas tomorrow. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

All right, against my better judgement. For the ninth:

 

Ew. Ish. Ick. Ew.

Ash, you cannot fight it. You need to succumb to the powers of the Olsen MN Twins.

 

Deep down inside, in the places within your core that you do not visit often is a locked treasure chest - within this chest are concepts, ideas and icons that you really believe in, but are not willing to express in a public format or admit to liking.

 

The Olsen Twins are in that very treasure chest.