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Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 9/1 @ 12:35pm CT

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I don't know... But I'm betting Glunn is a Boxer guy.

 

He likes dogs.

This is what I would like to see.

 

Glunn does a remake of Lionel Richie's All Night Long Music Video, but instead of it taking place on the street and having human beings in it, it takes place at a Dog Birthday Party and dogs replace the humans. I think that would be pretty damn awesome. I can envision it in my mind as I type this.

 

P.S. Sorry Glunn, I'm still obsessed with Dog Birthday Parties. :)

Squirrel GOAT

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I doubt the Twins could have turned 3-6-3 DP. Maybe if he touched first and threw home.

Yeah. Maybe. Definitely 'more upset' with the Plouffe error.

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I can't help myself but that broke so many rules of improv.

Yeah... Like I said... The Students weren't very good.

 

You're a letter carrier delivering mail to Joe Mauer who is at home nursing a bruised pancreas... So you are Joe Mauer and you are the doctor... GO

 

Mailman: Good afternoon Joe... Here's your mail for today. I counted them... 75 letters... That's down from the 300 a day you were getting last year.

Joe: It's not your job... To count how many pieces of mail I get.

Mailman: Actually it is... I'm a mailman.

Doctor: Hello... I'm a doctor... Is there anything I can do to help.

Joe: yeah... My pancreas has landed me on the DL and I make 23 million dollars a year.

Mailman: take your shirt off... Let me take a look at it.

Doctor: you dropped some mail... It's addressed to Joe. Here ya Go.

Joe: that's 78 letters now.

Mailman... Yeah... your pancreas is inflamed. You're gonna have to be shut down for the rest of the year.

Joe: I'll tell Terry Ryan.

Doctor: here are a couple more letters.

Squirrel GOAT

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I really loved the running that inning. That is the kind of game I like to see. Runners, a well-placed hit (to Delmon) then GO!

JB_Iowa Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Dustin Morse ‏@Twins_morsecode  · now 
Mauer entered play today having swung at the first pitch just 12.3% of the time. He hit Andrew Miller's 1st offering & drove in 2. #MNTwins

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I want the Twins to have a + .500 record in September.  I am always hopeful when Hughes pitches.

 

 

 

Looks like you're about to become the Make A Wish happy story for September so far.

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