Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 7/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[Gibby]

Roger that.

 

/ got no idea what secret code he was using

 

Shirley you cant be serious.

[LaBombo]

It was kind of a swinging suicide squeeze

 

Does the Smithsonian have a way for people to make tax-free contributions to the cause of preserving lines like these?

 

Sconnie is the missing Coen brother.

[Bark's Lounge]

Now do one of Nolasco.

 

Order Up!

 

[Guest USAFChief]

Dick: "...a liner to center, that hooks...and slices..."

 

Sounds like one of my wedges.

[Gibby]

Dick: "...a liner to center, that hooks...and slices..."

 

Sounds like one of my wedges.

 

Sounds like one of my prep cooks.

[Bark's Lounge]

What's with the tuft of armpit hair?

 

That's not armpit hair - it's the head hair of his parasitic twin.

[ashbury]

Order Up!

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Is there anyone on the Twins more consistently hittable than Ricky Nolasco?

 

/ checking b-r.com... Correia' date=' BAA .301, Hughes .273, ... nope, Ricky's .322 takes the honors[/size']

Edited July 2, 2014 by ashburyjohn
oops, use BA instead of OBP

[curt1965]

It's the ol smoke and mirrors routine for Nolasco!

[Gibby]

I thought Arcia was dead in the water.

[ashbury]

Aggressive base running FTW!

 

/ bad slide nearly FTL!

[Guest USAFChief]

Aggressive base running FTW!

 

/ bad slide nearly FTL!

Cleverly trying to induce the Royals manager to waste his challange?

[ashbury]

Cleverly trying to induce the Royals manager to waste his challange?

 

Cleverly trying to induce Molitor to conduct some baserunning drills tomorrow morning pre-game.

[ashbury]

Still love the audio picking up Brunansky, on a pitch a mile outside, "attaway, attaway". He's behind his boys.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Gee, thanks Bombo

[glunn]

I have been juggling alligators for the past 2 hours, and am glad to see the Twins ahead. Now I am going to drive home, walk to pick up dinner then watch the rest of this one. Maybe the rubber band has at least a chance of recovering.

 

Nolasco seems unpopular in this thread, but the Royals don't seem to be scoring much.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Ouch

[LaBombo]

Cleverly trying to induce Molitor to conduct some baserunning drills tomorrow morning pre-game.

 

 

Yeah. Sounds good.

[JDW]

Way to have Suzuki back, teammates.

[ashbury]

juggling alligators

 

I thought these might be rare, but Google set me straight:

 

[ashbury]

Nolasco seems unpopular in this thread, but the Royals don't seem to be scoring much.

 

0 walks helps spread the hits a little thinner.

[Bark's Lounge]

I Likes me some Nunez.

[Gibby]

I think Dick loosened some plaque on that one.

[ashbury]

 

Yeah. Sounds good.

 

You don't have to get to third base before the bullet. You just have to get to third base before the other slowest runner.

[Gibby]

You don't have to get to third base before the bullet. You just have to get to third base before the other slowest runner.

 

...and in the Twin's case, they could have 2 runners racing to the same base.

[Squirrel]

What'd I miss? Anything good?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

What'd I miss? Anything good?

Nolasco has been good enough, but lucky, Mauer is hurt, and the most fun, the Twins have been hitting

[Gibby]

What'd I miss? Anything good?

 

No, we haven't seen Brian's poop pic.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

And poor Royals fielding

[Gibby]

Morales runs like a manatee.

[LaBombo]

What'd I miss? Anything good?

http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/13-images/graydon.jpg You're just in time. Take a deep breath....