Game Thread: Royals@Twins 4/11 7:10PM

[jokin]

Hicks (coming into tonight) 6H/31 AB = .194 BA. But also 6 walks and just 6 Ks.

 

Also, still big splits RH vs LH so far.

 

Apocalypto?

[Riverbrian]

"I'm Anthony LaPanta and you're watching Fox Sports North"

 

"I'm Riverbrian and you're reading Twins Daily"

 

Would that work at all?

[Riverbrian]

"I'm Riverbrian and you're reading Twins Daily"

 

Would that work at all?

 

"I'm Chief and you're standing on my lawn".

[Craig Arko]

"I'm Riverbrian and you're reading Twins Daily"

 

Would that work at all?

 

You'd better not disseminate on us without express written authority.

[Guest]

Heres one just for you

 

"Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber".

 

This is very complicated. You know, a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous.

[cmathewson]

"Get off my lawn"

[Guest]

A quality start and good offensive performance! It's like cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

[drunksam]

"I'm Chief and you're standing on my rocks".

 

Corrected.

[cmathewson]

Good job Gibby.

[drunksam]

Gibson=staff ace? (Disclaimer: "staff ace" May not be an actual "ace" pitcher)

[snepp]

Exactly 100 pitches? Whew, narrowly avoided a catastrophic injury there.

[John Bonnes]

It's interesting watching Steinbach, an ex-catcher, watch Suzuki try to coax Gibson through this inning.

[cmathewson]

Gibson=staff ace? (Disclaimer: "staff ace" May not be an actual "ace" pitcher)

 

So far. He has the best stuff in the rotation. And he's kind of a bulldog.

[Craig Arko]

One ping, Kyle. One ping only, please.

[Riverbrian]

So far. He has the best stuff in the rotation. And he's kind of a bulldog.

 

C'mon... Work with Me!!! I'm trying here.

 

He's "The Stopper".

[Riverbrian]

Mastro is fast... No doubt

 

However... I fear that all those letters on the back of his jersey are causing drag and slowing him down.

[Craig Arko]

Mastro is fast... No doubt

 

However... I fear that all those letters on the back of his jersey are causing drag and slowing him down.

 

"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

One ping, Kyle. One ping only, please.

 

Ah, well done.

 

"That baseball hit the glove, and I was never here."

 

And it is kind of challenging to come up with movie quotes relevant to the game.

 

Good exercise...

[Riverbrian]

"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate."

 

A wild buffet in a plane.

 

If I had the chance to go... I would strongly consider it.

[Squirrel]

So far I'm liking this game.

[Craig Arko]

"Who are those guys?"

[Riverbrian]

So far I'm liking this game.

 

Much better than the last 3

[Squirrel]

Don't go there, Bri. Don't look back, just forward.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Much better than the last 3

 

Agreed.

 

(Though i did like seeing them tie the middle one in the 9th.)

[Riverbrian]

Don't go there, Bri. Don't look back, just forward.

 

Yeah... That's when I usually collide with stuff.

[Riverbrian]

Gibson... The Stopper!!!

[Squirrel]

Yeah... That's when I usually collide with stuff.

Yes, that's what I meant.

[Riverbrian]

Yeah... That's when I usually collide with stuff.

 

[snepp]

The booze is flowing down the left-field foul line.

[Riverbrian]

The booze is flowing down the left-field foul line.

 

How else do you get a baseball?